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Old 08-26-2012, 05:30 PM   #5971 (permalink)
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I got my hand in my girlfriend's pants during the Batman movie.
She's not my girlfriend anymore.
I would advise not putting your hand down your girlfriend's pants during the Batman movie.
That is so naughty.
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Old 08-26-2012, 07:28 PM   #5972 (permalink)
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Why is it that people are compelled towards sexual activities in a cinema?
Put people in a dark room and they get frisky.
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:18 PM   #5973 (permalink)
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Why is it that people are compelled towards sexual activities in a cinema?
i covered my lap with a jacket and had a girl give me a blowjob underneath it
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:39 PM   #5974 (permalink)
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i covered my lap with a jacket and had a girl give me a blowjob underneath it
LOL how discreet of you.
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Old 08-27-2012, 02:14 AM   #5975 (permalink)
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Put people in a dark room and they get frisky.
That **** actually goes on?? I just watch the film!
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Old 08-27-2012, 04:31 AM   #5976 (permalink)
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Yea I guess those reason are understandable. I'd rather go to a bar really than waste an opportunity to watch a film.
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Old 08-27-2012, 05:33 AM   #5977 (permalink)
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i'd only get frisky if the movie is a pile of ****

otherwise, it's GTFO, bitch
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Old 08-27-2012, 06:18 AM   #5978 (permalink)
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That **** actually goes on?? I just watch the film!
I've given a guy a blow job in the cinema before, but we were the only ones in the theatre.
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Old 08-27-2012, 06:20 AM   #5979 (permalink)
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can anybody teach me how to make a girl squirt?
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:00 AM   #5980 (permalink)
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can anybody teach me how to make a girl squirt?
It depends on the girl. Some have the ability some don't.
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