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Old 09-16-2012, 03:25 PM   #6071 (permalink)
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I'm going to just use this thread to ask the men here a question:

Why do you feel the need to ADJUST YOUR JUNK IN PUBLIC??

Like, this morning I was at the mall with my boyfriend, and he just outright starts shifting everything in the crotch area while we're in the middle of a crowd. I asked him why he couldn't do that in the washroom and he had no real answer.

So maybe you can offer one... lol
grow a penis for a day. keep a tally of how many times you get extremely uncomfortable and adjusting it immediately is absolutely imperative. i would say the number will be about 15 times.
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:27 PM   #6072 (permalink)
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No reason to be ashamed of shifting junk. Perfectly natural.
Well, he's definitely not ashamed of anything down there

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Cause sometimes you get itchy and you just need to adjust your junk. It can be unbearable sometimes.
Yeah I get that! It's more like "why can't you run to the nearest washroom!!" Maybe it's no different than when a girl adjusts her bra in public.
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:28 PM   #6073 (permalink)
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You guys need to start wearing boxers and/or pants that aren't so tight...
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:37 PM   #6074 (permalink)
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grow a penis for a day. keep a tally of how many times you get extremely uncomfortable and adjusting it immediately is absolutely imperative. i would say the number will be about 15 times.
Oh wow, I thought it would be more than that lol

My boyfriend was also certain that circumcised men don't have to adjust themselves as much, for whatever reason. But I don't know how the **** he would know this unless it's something that guys talk about with each other.

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You guys need to start wearing boxers and/or pants that aren't so tight...
I guess boxers would be a good start.
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:57 PM   #6075 (permalink)
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Gravity ensures that my d*ck and balls stay in roughly the same natural position when I'm standing up. Unless I had clothing to counter-act gravity, there would be no reason for me to adjust my package. So, to me, the answer is obvious.

Stop wearing clothing that makes your d*ck uncomfortable.
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Old 09-16-2012, 06:41 PM   #6076 (permalink)
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Gravity ensures that my d*ck and balls stay in roughly the same natural position when I'm standing up. Unless I had clothing to counter-act gravity, there would be no reason for me to adjust my package. So, to me, the answer is obvious.

Stop wearing clothing that makes your d*ck uncomfortable.
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Old 09-16-2012, 08:22 PM   #6077 (permalink)
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Gravity ensures that my d*ck and balls stay in roughly the same natural position when I'm standing up. Unless I had clothing to counter-act gravity, there would be no reason for me to adjust my package. So, to me, the answer is obvious.

Stop wearing clothing that makes your d*ck uncomfortable.
Stop having a penis that's < 9 inches long

Seriously. I wear boxers. It's pretty much unavoidable that I'm uncomfortable unless I'm wearing athletic shorts or sweats, but those aren't very appropriate in many situations. When I'm wearing anything khaki or jeans, I have to adjust fairly regularly and basically every guy I know has to do the same thing.
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Old 09-16-2012, 09:50 PM   #6078 (permalink)
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I'm going to just use this thread to ask the men here a question:

Why do you feel the need to ADJUST YOUR JUNK IN PUBLIC??

Like, this morning I was at the mall with my boyfriend, and he just outright starts shifting everything in the crotch area while we're in the middle of a crowd. I asked him why he couldn't do that in the washroom and he had no real answer.

So maybe you can offer one... lol
you can do it in a polite social manner

i pull up my pants to shift my junk
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Old 09-17-2012, 12:26 AM   #6079 (permalink)
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It's when they put their hands down their pants and keep it there!!
U mad bro?
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:13 AM   #6080 (permalink)
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Maybe we enjoy a good reshuffle.
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