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Old 10-22-2012, 09:57 AM   #6371 (permalink)
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because the thread is now going back on topic.
Okay if you say so. I had sex last night and it was awesome.
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Old 10-22-2012, 09:58 AM   #6372 (permalink)
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Don't do it man.
is it that bad ?
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Old 10-22-2012, 09:59 AM   #6373 (permalink)
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Okay if you say so. I had sex last night and it was awesome.
Me too. All three minutes was epic.
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:00 AM   #6374 (permalink)
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is it that bad ?
He doesn't want people seeing his micropenis.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:01 AM   #6376 (permalink)
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He doesn't want people seeing his micropenis.
Now that's what I call reducing the size of government.
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Speaking on Presidential Sexual Matters, I bet Barack has a huge one and him and Michelle have an EPIC sex life.
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:19 AM   #6378 (permalink)
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Speaking on Presidential Sexual Matters, I bet Barack has a huge one and him and Michelle have an EPIC sex life.
You just know homeboy is packing a weapon of massive destruction.
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For real! I mean, come on, why else would he and Michelle be ~so in love~ after 20 years? Michelle is always at the front of everything with him, but Ann Romney is only ever a foot note or a punch line. She ain't getting any, and if she is, it's prob on the side...
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:26 AM   #6380 (permalink)
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For real! I mean, come on, why else would he and Michelle be ~so in love~ after 20 years? Michelle is always at the front of everything with him, but Ann Romney is only ever a foot note or a punch line. She ain't getting any, and if she is, it's prob on the side...
Shes probably getting hot missionary sex at least once a year. He rolls over and hammers at it for a few seconds and then thinks about his offshore bank accounts and nuts one out. After that he probably has his personal chef make him a steak to get that bad taste out of his mouth.
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