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Old 10-27-2012, 01:48 AM   #6461 (permalink)
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Can I sex someone in here? I don't care who watches.
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 10-27-2012, 06:19 AM   #6462 (permalink)
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I don't see how that makes me a nerd...? I made a choice not to smoke or do drugs.
Apparently we're still in high school so you have to be cool to do drugs.
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Old 10-27-2012, 07:56 AM   #6463 (permalink)
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Old 10-27-2012, 08:02 AM   #6464 (permalink)
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You should change your name to Howard the F u c k

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Old 10-27-2012, 08:09 AM   #6465 (permalink)
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My peer pressure has tentacles, boiyo.
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Old 10-27-2012, 10:24 AM   #6466 (permalink)
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I was fucking some weird two headed zebra striped space alien
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Old 10-28-2012, 08:19 AM   #6467 (permalink)
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Last night me and my girlfriend broke our record of 8 times in one day, our record now stands at 10 times. I know how that sounds but I do genuinely think that's pretty impressive, make of that what you will.
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Old 10-28-2012, 05:58 PM   #6468 (permalink)
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Last night me and my girlfriend broke our record of 8 times in one day, our record now stands at 10 times. I know how that sounds but I do genuinely think that's pretty impressive, make of that what you will.
I'd probably be really sore after 5 times, let alone 10.
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:17 AM   #6469 (permalink)
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I'd probably be really sore after 5 times, let alone 10.
Quality not quantity.
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:20 AM   #6470 (permalink)
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I must be having quality sex, then.
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