The Sexual Experience Thread

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

I remember reading in a book called Sperm Wars by Dr. Robin Baker, that performing oral sex on your partner is a good way to find out if they're clean of STD's. I don't know if they each have their own particular flavor, or if it's just a general "warning, danger Will Robinson" but it was an interesting theory at least.

It's also a good way to catch one if they have it!!!

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

It's also a good way to catch one if they have it!!!

Thats why you carry a sandwich bag with you just in case.

[LoathsomePete]

Well theoretically if it literally does smell like a rotten fish sandwich down there you wouldn't want to put your mouth on it.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Thats why you carry a sandwich bag with you just in case.

Sandwich bags are not adequate alternatives to condoms or dental dams, hahaha. Neither is saran wrap

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Sandwich bags are not adequate alternatives to condoms or dental dams, hahaha. Neither is saran wrap

I wasn't serious. I've never gone down on a girl first date. I require a full medical screening before my tongue goes into action.

[midnight rain]

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Well theoretically if it literally does smell like a rotten fish sandwich down there you wouldn't want to put your mouth on it.

I feel like I need to change my username before anything I say is taken seriously in this thread.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I wasn't serious. I've never gone down on a girl first date. I require a full medical screening before my tongue goes into action.

I know you weren't! Yeah I would not do anything either without seeing a negative STD test readout either, and I'd get one as well.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

I know you weren't! Yeah I would not do anything either without seeing a negative STD test readout either, and I'd get one as well.

So you seriously had your boyfriend take a test? Interesting.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

So you seriously had your boyfriend take a test? Interesting.

Actually he did it on his own without me saying anything to him. He never asked me to get a test either, I guess because I hadn't been with anyone before, but the gyno did one anyways when I went there.

But for any potential future partners, yes I would want them to get tested.

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Sandwich bags are not adequate alternatives to condoms or dental dams, hahaha. Neither is saran wrap

So what about Farmfoods bags? They're thick and my fave.



Also if I found out my 'partner' slept with loads of people without protection then if make him go. Have you seen most Scottish chicks?