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Old 12-12-2012, 04:07 PM   #6691 (permalink)
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Explain how it is acceptable to make jokes about people suffering due to sexually transacted diseases and dying because of them.
But when the word rape is mentioned, I'll add not in joke form, my quotation was;



everyone turns into the Political Correctness Police.

I see no 'rape is funny, Omg, let's make jokes about everyone that's ever been raped' line here.

But whatevz, I don't need you guys to be my friends lol.
Because it wasn't a joke, it was a story.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:07 PM   #6692 (permalink)
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Like I promised Merrycaaant, I will share something that happened in the summer of 2011.
Me and 3 friends of mine were on a vacation in a Bulgarian resort where I have a villa. We were coming back from the beach and we took a short-cut through a hotel's yard. There were 3 Ukrainian girls (2 beautiful and 1 ugly) who had just woken up from a nap and started drinking. They asked us for a lighter (they just wanted to introduce themselves), so we sat next to them. Then happened something that I couldn't believe. The 3 of them drank a 700ml bottle of vodka for less than 15 minutes. In these 15 minutes I talked to them, but it was really hard, because they didn't understand English and I had to talk in Russian. I was very sick of the previous night's drinking, plus, I hadn't slept at all that night and just wanted to rest, but I invited them to my villa. Then, suddenly, the manager or the owner, I don't know who he was came and started shouting and swearing at us "This is private property, what are you doing here? Leave right now!..." We left, but waited the girls in front the gate. Luckily, they came.
When we got to the villa, the girls were barely walking (they were very drunk already), so they lay on a bed and my friends in the other room started preparing the table, the music and everything. I was in the bathroom, so when I got out, I went to the girl's room, because my clothes were there. Of course, I acted shy, I told them a couple of times through laughter "Please, go out, so I can dress", but then the ugly one directly told me "Come on, stop pretending, **** me." I didn't like her at all, but then one of my friends came in and I told him "Take care of the girl's needs, man". He picked her up and asked her what she wanted, they lay on the other bed and started making out (luckily he wasn't pretentious). The other 2 girls seemed that easy, too and I lay between them and started kissing the one and fingering her pussy. The other was so drunk that she barely watched. Then my other friend came out of the bathroom and as he entered the room he saw me with the 2 girls on the one bed and my friend ****ing the ugly girl on the other bed. He didn't wait for an invitation and started snuggling with the drunk girl as she was the only free one but she was that drunk that he couldn't even make her wet. At that moment I was ****ing the other girl already and I nearly died from laughter, because the whole picture was really funny. My fourth friend who by the time was cooking heard the laughter and came. What he saw shocked him and he started asking in Bulgarian "Which one to join? Which one?!" I laughed even harder. My friend with the ugly girl was almost over (he is really fast) and after a couple of minutes he went to the bathroom (he still hadn't washed himself from the beach). That fourth friend is a very close friend of mine, so he immediately started joking with me in Bulgarian "Look at your cock, look at your face.." and me and my girl went to the other room. My friend who tried with the most drunk girl was still trying to make her do something, but she was like dead. He became angry and cursed her and went out. I finished and told the girl to get out, she went to the bathroom and I fell asleep with her squirt on me (I was so tired that didn't care). After half an hour she woke me up and told me that they have to go. I went to the other room and saw that the friend who ****ed the ugly girl first was ****ing her again and the friend who had cursed the other girl waited for his turn, but they had to go (it was evening already) and he was left again, so he went to the toilet to jerk off (he was really angry). The drunk girl vomited and came to his mind a little, so they went. The dinner was just ready and we started eating and drinking again and laughed very hard about what has happened. It was a great experience
Edit 1: I'm sorry that it's so long but that's the shortest way I could present it.
Edit 2 (to Merrycaaant): I have been with a girl who's half-Russian, but I'll tell it another time
And you were what, 17 years old at the time?

Yet another forum member chipping away at my faith in humanity.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:09 PM   #6693 (permalink)
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Because it wasn't a joke, it was a story.
Yeah, but:

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is that normal behaviour for him?
Implies that he knows rape is wrong.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:14 PM   #6694 (permalink)
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Explain how it is acceptable to make jokes about people suffering due to sexually transacted diseases and dying because of them.
There is a difference between talking in the abstract and talking about an actual individual in an actual situation.

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But when the word rape is mentioned, I'll add not in joke form, my quotation was;



everyone turns into the Political Correctness Police.

I see no 'rape is funny, Omg, let's make jokes about everyone that's ever been raped' line here.
You posted a laughing smiley immediately following the statement "he sounded like he was on the verge of rape". That sounds exactly like you're saying rape is funny.

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But whatevz, I don't need you guys to be my friends lol.
So then stop making your case to everybody and go find some place where everybody thinks rape is a hilarious subject.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:15 PM   #6695 (permalink)
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I've got five bucks on him being a virgin.
C'mon, man. Did you even see those shirtless pics in the picture gallery?
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:16 PM   #6696 (permalink)
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There is a difference is when you are talking in the abstract versus talking about an actual individual in an actual situation.
So if I abstractly said 'rape is funny' is that funny coz it's not about an individual?
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:17 PM   #6697 (permalink)
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So if I abstractly said 'rape is funny' is that funny coz it's not about an individual?
You have a real hard time understanding the concept of context don't you?
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:40 PM   #6698 (permalink)
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I'm going to make a final (and probably futile) effort to lay this out so this thread can resume its usual ridiculousness.

Imagine this conversation:

Person A: Dude... Funny story... My roommate raped some chick in front of me.

Person B: Hahahaha oh man... Does he usually do stuff like that?

Persona A: Haha yup.

Person B: Hilaarious

Can we all see what is wrong with this picture? The response should have been "man, your friend is an as hole... I hope you punched him square on his nutsack and never talked to him again". At least that would be the decent person's response.

I hope this makes things clearer.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:43 PM   #6699 (permalink)
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I'm going to make a final (and probably futile) effort to lay this out so this thread can resume its usual ridiculousness.

Imagine this conversation:

Person A: Dude... Funny story... My roommate raped some chick in front of me.

Person B: Hahahaha oh man... Does he usually do stuff like that?

Persona A: Haha yup.

Person B: Hilaarious

Can we all see what is wrong with this picture? The response should have been "man, your friend is an as hole... I hope you punched him square on his nutsack and never talked to him again". At least that would be the decent person's response.


I hope this makes things clearer.
Na.

Why does it need to be pointed out when it is so obviously wrong?
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:12 PM   #6700 (permalink)
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Na.

Why does it need to be pointed out when it is so obviously wrong?
Now that really is the question isn't it?
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