The Sexual Experience Thread

PoorOldPo · 12-25-2012, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

Long distance blows but I finally get some sexin in 2 days.

That is all.

Wonder what sex is like in the fourth dimension...

duga · 12-25-2012, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez

Long distance blows OR Long distance, blows?

I'm not sure what long distance, blows even means...

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Wonder what sex is like in the fourth dimension...

Oh man...I thought my head would explode just thinking about everyday life in the 4th dimension. You just added a whole new level of mind****.

Dr_Rez · 12-25-2012, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

I'm not sure what long distance, blows even means...

Phone sex maybe?

duga · 12-25-2012, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez

Phone sex maybe?

Phone sex is obsolete...it's all about Skype sex now.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-26-2012, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by duga

Phone sex is obsolete...it's all about Skype sex now.

I'm no stranger to that.

Dr_Rez · 12-26-2012, 10:49 PM

Skype is way to personal. If I were lonely in a hotel room and could not get a hooker I would rather have some phone sex than skype. Then she wouldnt even have to look good.

P A N · 12-26-2012, 11:37 PM

i've had sexual experiences.

wiggums · 12-27-2012, 12:00 AM

My girlfriend and I took 2 hits of acid one night as a kind of spur-of-the-moment trip. Just after we started peaking, we had ended up in bed together naked. Naturally some fooling around started to occur.

I was into it much more than she was, and as we actually started having sex she started to get distracted. I was on top of her, really enjoying it, when she started to laugh. She just started giggling. Really hard. If that wasn't discouraging enough she started to laugh harder and much louder. That's when I became insecure.

I started thinking that she was laughing at me. Like somehow, me trying my hardest to stay hard and keep going was some sort of joke to her, and it was not helping me out at all. Let me tell you, it's not enjoyable sex when you're near crying and your partner is laughing their head off. XD

I eventually got so frustrated I pulled out and lied next to her and jerked off. She played with herself, still laughing. I remember looking at her vagina and seeing it sort of twist into some kind of knot.

That creeped me out, but I ended up finishing anyway.

Now of course, I know she wasn't laughing at me. She was just really high. But that was a toughie. Still a great night and a great trip though.

... Maybe I should post this in the Recreational Drug Thread too? Eh, screw it.

EDIT: 69th post..... hehe.....

PoorOldPo · 12-27-2012, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by wiggums

My girlfriend and I took 2 hits of acid one night as a kind of spur-of-the-moment trip. Just after we started peaking, we had ended up in bed together naked. Naturally some fooling around started to occur.

I was into it much more than she was, and as we actually started having sex she started to get distracted. I was on top of her, really enjoying it, when she started to laugh. She just started giggling. Really hard. If that wasn't discouraging enough she started to laugh harder and much louder. That's when I became insecure.

I started thinking that she was laughing at me. Like somehow, me trying my hardest to stay hard and keep going was some sort of joke to her, and it was not helping me out at all. Let me tell you, it's not enjoyable sex when you're near crying and your partner is laughing their head off. XD

I eventually got so frustrated I pulled out and lied next to her and jerked off. She played with herself, still laughing. I remember looking at her vagina and seeing it sort of twist into some kind of knot.

That creeped me out, but I ended up finishing anyway.

Now of course, I know she wasn't laughing at me. She was just really high. But that was a toughie. Still a great night and a great trip though.

... Maybe I should post this in the Recreational Drug Thread too? Eh, screw it.

EDIT: 69th post..... hehe.....

Awesome

The Batlord · 12-27-2012, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Wonder what sex is like in the fourth dimension...

You can have an orgy all by yourself.

12-26-2012, 10:49 PM	#6786 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	Skype is way to personal. If I were lonely in a hotel room and could not get a hooker I would rather have some phone sex than skype. Then she wouldnt even have to look good. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

12-27-2012, 12:00 AM	#6788 (permalink)
wiggums A Sarcastic Joyful Sound Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Montana Posts: 174	My girlfriend and I took 2 hits of acid one night as a kind of spur-of-the-moment trip. Just after we started peaking, we had ended up in bed together naked. Naturally some fooling around started to occur. I was into it much more than she was, and as we actually started having sex she started to get distracted. I was on top of her, really enjoying it, when she started to laugh. She just started giggling. Really hard. If that wasn't discouraging enough she started to laugh harder and much louder. That's when I became insecure. I started thinking that she was laughing at me. Like somehow, me trying my hardest to stay hard and keep going was some sort of joke to her, and it was not helping me out at all. Let me tell you, it's not enjoyable sex when you're near crying and your partner is laughing their head off. XD I eventually got so frustrated I pulled out and lied next to her and jerked off. She played with herself, still laughing. I remember looking at her vagina and seeing it sort of twist into some kind of knot. That creeped me out, but I ended up finishing anyway. Now of course, I know she wasn't laughing at me. She was just really high. But that was a toughie. Still a great night and a great trip though. ... Maybe I should post this in the Recreational Drug Thread too? Eh, screw it. EDIT: 69th post..... hehe..... __________________

12-26-2012, 11:37 PM	#6787 (permalink)
P A N DO LIKE YOU. Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 629	i've had sexual experiences.