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Old 01-16-2013, 02:15 PM   #6981 (permalink)
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Come on tore, you mean to tell me you don't don a sexy wizard hat for sexy times with yor wife? Out of all the people on mb I would imagine that was your forte
I am an old D&Der, I'll admit, and of course the wife don't mind my magic wand so much, but I'm not sure how she'd feel about the robe and hat.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:20 PM   #6982 (permalink)
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I am an old D&Der, I'll admit, and of course the wife don't mind my magic wand so much, but I'm not sure how she'd feel about the robe and hat.
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Old 01-16-2013, 04:55 PM   #6983 (permalink)
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Hey...guys.......stop it.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:04 PM   #6984 (permalink)
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Either way, I'm pretty excited to bone this guy. He's Jamie Dornan good looking
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:08 PM   #6985 (permalink)
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lol, you're the one that's gonna get 'boned'
just lie there and take it.
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:10 PM   #6986 (permalink)
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Nah b I'm gonna ride that diq.
I don't "lie there and take it" because that's not sexy. I'm either wrapping my legs and arms around them and moving my hips towards them or w/e else. I'm no starfish
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Old 01-16-2013, 05:56 PM   #6987 (permalink)
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That was too dirty dayna
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:04 PM   #6988 (permalink)
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Or was it just dirty enough?

Starfish are fine for one night stands...but definitely not relationship material. I dated a starfish. Then she wondered why I started rolling on top of her, getting done in 5 minutes, and then rolling off to continue my episode of Dexter.

The current gf gets it done. Why do I have to deal with long distance?? WHY??
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:08 PM   #6989 (permalink)
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Shut up Amandria we talk about worse things

I always try to get into ****ing. I am especially noisy too
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:09 PM   #6990 (permalink)
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You can't completely blame her, though.
I think it takes two people to have good sex, and sex can always be better with communication. If you couldn't tell her to stop being a starfish, then there were other issues that stopped that, maybe those had to be taken care of first, idk. ;P
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