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Old 03-18-2013, 04:58 PM   #7241 (permalink)
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Let's talk about sex again.

I've never been one to have casual sex, and I recently split up with my boyfriend of 3 years. Needless to say, my sex life is nonexistent. As a female, I'm well aware if how easy it is to get some, but I can't seem to get past the awkwardness of casually being penetrated. I have no one night stand experiences and want to hear about what others have experienced.
Like I said earlier in this thread I've done two one night stands, both of which I barely remember from being so ridiculously drunk. I certainly didn't feel good afterwards. But then again perhaps without alcohol involved and you found someone to have casual sex with it might be fine. The first time is always going to be awkward but if you have chemistry you might find it's great! It's really up to you hun.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:03 PM   #7242 (permalink)
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I don't think shes ready for a knight in shining armor. Sounds like shes just looking to **** dude.
Well I kinda' knew 99% of my inspiring words of wisdom, were going in one ear and out the other before I even said it.

I'm guilty as well, I do the exact same thing whever my wife speaks to me?
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:09 PM   #7243 (permalink)
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Like I said earlier in this thread I've done two one night stands, both of which I barely remember from being so ridiculously drunk. I certainly didn't feel good afterwards. But then again perhaps without alcohol involved and you found someone to have casual sex with it might be fine. The first time is always going to be awkward but if you have chemistry you might find it's great! It's really up to you hun.
C'mon MB help this girl out shes looking for no strings attached sex, wham bam get the **** outta my house.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:09 PM   #7244 (permalink)
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Geez, he can get an escort for 300 bucks/hour and have the real deal plus much more if he wanted

Foot fetishes are just disgusting anyways

I had an old roommate that liked to clip girls nails and eat them.
What is your point?
he wants a domme experience
so i give it to him
he clearly doesn't want a prostitute.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:11 PM   #7245 (permalink)
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What is your point?
he wants a domme experience
so i give it to him
he clearly doesn't want a prostitute.
Lots of guys out there that just want somebody to talk to even and willing to pay just for that.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:16 PM   #7246 (permalink)
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He wants to be my human bidet
that's just nasty
but he lives in belgium
so it's not like it matters
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:19 PM   #7247 (permalink)
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What's a bidet?
The thing you wash your ass with after taking a dump in Europe.

Sounds like a classy guy.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:22 PM   #7250 (permalink)
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What is your point?
he wants a domme experience
so i give it to him
he clearly doesn't want a prostitute.
don't have to get defensive about it

He can get a Domme experience in person but he chooses not too.

I'm not trying to discredit you or anything.
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