The Sexual Experience Thread

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

The underside of a guy's genitals isn't all that visually appealing either, lol.

That sucks. Us guys always work hard to make our genitals appealing from every angle. Back to work I guess.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by gunnels

Uh, why? An anus is an anus. (try saying that five times fast)

Men have hairy asses duh

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

That sucks. Us guys always work hard to make our genitals appealing from every angle. Back to work I guess.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

That sucks. Us guys always work hard to make our genitals appealing from every angle. Back to work I guess.

Sorry about that.

[XtremeEclectic]

GF seems to really enjoy it, along with Anal after a good while of working and getting to that point

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Always

Is there any place where white skinny weirdos can get laid? Besides Portland I mean, because I want to freak out some chicks, errr... I mean get my freak on.

*COUmybedGH*

Originally Posted by scleaves

We didn't do anything. She said she had a bad experience with a guy before dating me and wanted to take this aspect slow.

Fair enough then. That's nice of you to be respectful. You'll get the poon one day, just try to not worry about it because if you're not thinking about it, it's more likely to happen.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

Did he insert his tongue or just on the surface of it?

He inserted the tongue inside too. It felt really fucking weird.

Surface is as far as I'll go

Originally Posted by FETCHER.

If a dude even thought about going anywhere near my ******* I would punch him. Legit.

That's my girl!

Originally Posted by Burning Down

That's just gross. Ugh! Ass is off limits for me. It's just too gross to be a turn on for me. Luckily it's also off limits for him so I don't have anything to worry about, lol.

You should consider anal though, it's not as bad as you would think it is, just make sure you use enough lube. I once put too much lube in my ass and on my ex's dick and it turned everything up there to liquid if you know what I mean and when he pulled his dick out there was shit all over it.

Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

Rimming ftw. I can't believe how many women find this a turn off. A real shame

I have always preferred nice, chunky arses aesthetically to any other part of a woman's body (maybe one or two exceptions) so obviously I enjoy shoving my face into some batty and munching on a bit of anus every now and then.

lol at me posting in the sex thread.

Then you must enjoy eating crap? Because seriously if it stinks bad and looks bad it must taste bad.

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Dude take that girl in the shower and work it out. Personally ass favors aren't a real go to experiment for me, and i don't even like sliding the ol john dough in there either because it usually hurts the girl, but some chicks dig that stuff. You aren't as hardcore as your nail polish bro.

The usually reason it hurts for girls is if it's their first time or she's all tense because she's worried it's going to hurt. As long as the lady relaxes and there's decent lube it should be fine.

Originally Posted by Hermione

Rimming a dude isn't that great
I imagine doing it on a girl would be much easier

Is that because guys have hairy anuses?

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

You should consider anal though, it's not as bad as you would think it is, just make sure you use enough lube. I once put too much lube in my ass and on my ex's dick and it turned everything up there to liquid if you know what I mean and when he pulled his dick out there was shit all over it.

He won't though. I asked if he'd be into that stuff and he was basically like "NO WAY". Oh well.

Maybe you can change his mind

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

He won't though. I asked if he'd be into that stuff and he was basically like "NO WAY". Oh well.

Maybe you can change his mind

It's because he's an anal virgin. Guys love it more than normal sex sometimes because as much as a vagina is tight, the bum hole passage is very tight and makes a guy even more turned on. Hehe I'm happy to help in any way I can. May I suggest you ask him if he would try it once with a condom on. Even if it's only for a few minutes?

[RoxyRollah]

Sexual Experiences eh?

I was trying to stay classy by not kissing and telling but this was a few years ago and **** I'm bored at 8:00 am on a Friday...

So in my misspent youth I met a guy while I was working... he commented on my "original love machine" t-shirt... (had a picture of the mystery machine on the front...) so I thought eh why not... now this guy was a little bigger then my tastes runs, but come to find out he was a really really really amazing person... ( we are still friends to this day...) Anyway.. his birthday was later in the week so we made plans to hang out... Now mind you this is was when I used to party till the break of dawn before I became dare I say it... responsible... I ended up getting a hold of some really great MDMA and I thought well why not... so I went to his house later that night.. where we took the x and had great conversation (couldn't tell you what it was about now...) massages, and whatever felt amazing... well lets get down to brass tax here.. so we start going at it... and mid coitus, he somehow managed to sweat in my eye ball I mean a huge drop...so I said " wait wait this aint working I gotta go to the restroom..." whilst searching for my pants.. I pretended to answer my phone.. keys in tow, and topless I excused myself out the bathroom window, and managed to make it to my car.. I backed out with the lights off... and drove to my sisters house.. when she opened the door just a touch pissed off as it was 3 am or so... all I could say was "HE SWEATED IN MY EYE!!"

Three years later this guy ended up being my roomate...and the best damn roomie I have ever had...

[leeby]

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