The Sexual Experience Thread - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Sexual Experience Thread The Sexual Experience Thread
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
Page 756 of 1135 « First 256656706746754755 756 757758766806856 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-26-2013, 04:56 PM   #7551 (permalink)
Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: So-Cal
Posts: 3,752
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus View Post
What the hell am I doing here then
I think we're here to balance the scales Paul. We can't all be David Hasselhoff.
FRED HALE SR. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2013, 05:00 PM   #7552 (permalink)
The Music Guru.
 
Burning Down's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
Posts: 4,858
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
I think we're here to balance the scales Paul. We can't all be David Hasselhoff.
At least you're being realistic!
Burning Down is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-26-2013, 05:36 PM   #7553 (permalink)
Mate, Spawn & Die
 
Janszoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
I think we're here to balance the scales Paul. We can't all be David Hasselhoff.
With my patented new procedure you can!
Janszoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2013, 08:55 AM   #7554 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down View Post
What if they have a pretty face but a mediocre body?
Define mediocre. If we're talking about a whale with droopy muffin top and tits like old socks, then no. Probably. If they're just kinda unspectacular then it's all good. If we're talking too skinny, then that might be a case by case basis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus View Post
What the hell am I doing here then
Someone has to watch.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2013, 11:17 AM   #7555 (permalink)
Make it so
 
Scarlett O'Hara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,181
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down View Post

I just realized I did that. Must have been tired!

I don't blame you. There should be a test for that sort of thing, haha
I thought it was cute.

There definitely should!! Good idea.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
* Notice to All Women of MB Who Aren't Fugly *


Need volunteers for study. Details upon removal of clothes.


*tumbleweed blows by*

Quote:
Originally Posted by LoathsomePete View Post
That seems a little unnecessary, we're MB, the most attractive forum on the Internet.
Exactly, the men included.

Quote:
Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
I think we're here to balance the scales Paul. We can't all be David Hasselhoff.
Who would want to look like David Hasselhoff?

Edit: way too many smilies in my post.
__________________
"Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots
Scarlett O'Hara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2013, 01:16 PM   #7556 (permalink)
The Music Guru.
 
Burning Down's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
Posts: 4,858
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Define mediocre. If we're talking about a whale with droopy muffin top and tits like old socks, then no. Probably. If they're just kinda unspectacular then it's all good. If we're talking too skinny, then that might be a case by case basis.
Yeah I mean that, basically, haha. I'd feel the same about a guy like that, I think.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Someone has to watch.
Burning Down is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2013, 11:19 PM   #7557 (permalink)
David Hasselhoff
 
Paul Smeenus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Back in Portland, OR
Posts: 3,680
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Someone has to watch.


Dude, with all due respect, assuming you're talking about your "study", I'd honestly only be slightly less interested in watching my neighbor's cat take a dump.
Paul Smeenus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2013, 09:28 PM   #7558 (permalink)
Make it so
 
Scarlett O'Hara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,181
Default
Anyone getting good sex? I'm not, haha.
__________________
"Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots
Scarlett O'Hara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2013, 09:32 PM   #7559 (permalink)
Registered Jimmy Rustler
 
Dr_Rez's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: USA
Posts: 5,361
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla View Post
Anyone getting good sex? I'm not, haha.
Moderator cut: image removed
__________________
*Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew*
*Always Checks Credentials Crew*
*nba > nfl crew*
*Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew*
Dr_Rez is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2013, 09:34 PM   #7560 (permalink)
The Music Guru.
 
Burning Down's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
Posts: 4,858
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla View Post
Anyone getting good sex? I'm not, haha.
Burning Down is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 756 of 1135 « First 256656706746754755 756 757758766806856 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.