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Old 05-24-2013, 04:44 PM   #8191 (permalink)
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Alright, taking in everyone's advice I've decided I'm just going to end it now. I'm sure I'll be more than capable of living a few more months celibate.
A Hitatchi will solve all your problems IMO, I don't even need to get with **** boys anymore since I got one.
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Old 05-24-2013, 04:48 PM   #8192 (permalink)
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And if you can't there's always the Hitachi.
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Old 05-24-2013, 04:50 PM   #8193 (permalink)
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Alright, taking in everyone's advice I've decided I'm just going to end it now. I'm sure I'll be more than capable of living a few more months celibate.
wow wow wow, I'm don't condone being celibate. Unless you have a disease there's no need to be celibate, just move on and always use a condom.

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That statement isn't true for everyone, though. Every couple has different opinions on what is considered cheating.

Once again burning, I already know that, but thanks....and what is your definition of cheating.... b/c mine is pretty accurate in terms of how guys think
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Old 05-24-2013, 04:52 PM   #8194 (permalink)
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I was celibate for a year once, it wasn't so bad. I also was sober for that full year
THen I broke both in like a whole day span with my ex fuq buddy Koira. This is why I don't make friends with men.
So Circe, I hope you don't have any male friends because you might have that happen to you
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Old 05-24-2013, 04:58 PM   #8195 (permalink)
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^lol, I was actually gonna suggest she sleep w/ a friend, but tbt unless you're drunk you should never sleep with a friend.
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Old 05-24-2013, 05:01 PM   #8196 (permalink)
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Once again burning, I already know that, but thanks....and what is your definition of cheating.... b/c mine is pretty accurate it terms of how guys think
It just sounded like a generalized statement to me, that's all.

I don't know any guys who would be cool with their girlfriends or wives going around and doing everything with other men besides actual penetration. I would not be okay with that. A relationship to me is about commitment and trust (meaning, don't go making out with other people, etc) and if you can't commit, don't establish the relationship.
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^lol, I was actually gonna suggest she sleep w/ a friend, but tbt unless you're drunk you should never sleep with a friend.
Seriously horrible idea, I've had so many male bffs that I've lost because I end up getting drunk and I'm a drunk cuddler so they always take it like I want to **** em even though I really don't, but I do because eh why not. Then they catch feelings and you're left with a ****boy you don't even like left on your hands.

That happens to me way too much, but now I only have women friends so it's cool if I get wasted and just pour my heart out to them, cause they don't try to sleep with me lolololol

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It just sounded like a generalized statement to me, that's all.

I don't know any guys who would be cool with their girlfriends or wives going around and doing everything with other men besides actual penetration. I would not be okay with that. A relationship to me is about commitment and trust (meaning, don't go making out with other people, etc) and if you can't commit, don't establish the relationship.
Yikes, I guess I was wrong about me not cheating on my ex then. I had emotional affairs with at least three dudes while remaining faithful to him, but I got back with him the last time on false pretenses. I was actually in love with someone else, but I did get to throw that in his face so I feel pretty good about that. I was kind of a prick about it in general because I used to pretend I was ****ing the other dude I'm in love with rather than just break up with him. But I was really not in a great position either way.
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No guy wants his girl stepping out on them, but I could forgive her getting oral from another guy but not her giving oral or getting ****ed, that's a pack your ****ing bags and get the **** out of my house deal breaker ****.
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I was actually gonna suggest she sleep w/ a friend
Nu-uh, baaad idea. I've been there before and it did not turn out well at all. And I think celibacy was a bad word because it implies I'm sticking to some holy rule or something. If an opportunity for a quick fling arises I am taking it, I assure you all.
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Jesus now I feel bad for being a cheating whore, lord, I don't even know how many affairs I've had then. I would rather deal with a guy who's ****ed someone else. I don't take sex personally but emotions are a different thing.
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