The Sexual Experience Thread

Burning Down · 05-25-2013, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Saurus

One time I masturbated.

Only once?

Dr_Rez · 05-26-2013, 01:10 AM

Woke up this mornin 5:30 with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my ***, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did all dat ****.

zombie kid · 05-26-2013, 07:42 AM

And here I'm just wondering how your car changed from a Ferrari to a Lamborghini. Are you just THAT good?

**Janszoon** · 05-26-2013, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombie kid

And here I'm just wondering how your car changed from a Ferrari to a Lamborghini. Are you just THAT good?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-26-2013, 08:11 AM

So what I don't get is, how come it's okay for some loser to outright tell me ~he'd **** me~ but if I do it to some dude he gets buttmad?

What's this double standard bull****?

djchameleon · 05-26-2013, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione

So what I don't get is, how come it's okay for some loser to outright tell me ~he'd **** me~ but if I do it to some dude he gets buttmad?

What's this double standard bull****?

feels like you are leaving out something.

Or maybe he's just the kind of dude to get butthurt over petty shit

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-26-2013, 08:23 AM

Just a general question, I did it to semi troll on a dude on okcupid a few months ago lmao but I was half serious and he got super mad about it but was like weirdly trying to prove he was worth more than that or something. Like I care, clearly. Something just reminded me of it.

djchameleon · 05-26-2013, 08:27 AM

lol he already had your pussy airmarked but then you giving it away to someone else is probably what got to him. All those plans for it just washed away.

If he really wanted to fuck you though, it wouldn't even matter that you fucked someone else.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-26-2013, 08:32 AM

I'm not interested personally, it was half a joke and half experiment. **** boys are easy to come by if I really need to get laid. But I don't really, not anymore

Burning Down · 05-26-2013, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione

So what I don't get is, how come it's okay for some loser to outright tell me ~he'd **** me~ but if I do it to some dude he gets buttmad?

What's this double standard bull****?

Sounds like a douchewad.

05-26-2013, 01:10 AM	#8282 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	Woke up this mornin 5:30 with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my ** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mothering fountains. Made the beg for my , but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did all dat **. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew* Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

05-26-2013, 07:42 AM	#8283 (permalink)
zombie kid Music Addict Join Date: May 2013 Location: in a grave. Posts: 77	And here I'm just wondering how your car changed from a Ferrari to a Lamborghini. Are you just THAT good?

05-26-2013, 08:11 AM	#8285 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	So what I don't get is, how come it's okay for some loser to outright tell me ~he'd ** me~ but if I do it to some dude he gets buttmad? What's this double standard bull**?

05-26-2013, 08:23 AM	#8287 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Just a general question, I did it to semi troll on a dude on okcupid a few months ago lmao but I was half serious and he got super mad about it but was like weirdly trying to prove he was worth more than that or something. Like I care, clearly. Something just reminded me of it.

05-26-2013, 08:32 AM	#8289 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I'm not interested personally, it was half a joke and half experiment. **** boys are easy to come by if I really need to get laid. But I don't really, not anymore