The Sexual Experience Thread

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

The only unpleasant sexual encounter I can think of that didn't involve me being on antidepressants that made it impossible for me to cum was with a girl I picked up who had a pet tarantula that got out of it's enclosure. There is nothing more terrifying than seeing a big hairy spider crawl up your leg as you're immobilized because a girl is on top of you. Fortunately I played it as cool as I could and she caught the fucker and got it back in the enclosure, but my erection at that point was pretty wilted.

That is fecking awesome.

I was so blind drunk once that I sucked off this really unfortunate looking guy who's mother was a teacher at our school. I got ribbed for ages afterwards for it. I was 15 then.

When I was also 15 I was in religious education class and our priest was taking it. He could see our legs under the desks but he never indicated that he could see a guy put his arm back into my legs, sliding his hand up and giving me a fingering! It was so scandalous and apparently the girl beside me totally heard me being fingered ahahaha but I completely denied it until school was well and truely finished.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Oh yeah, having only had two sexual experiences I didn't even think about it, but the first one was kind of unpleasant.

It was with this guy I used to know (even though I'm not gay that wasn't the unpleasant part), and we were hanging out in this girl's garage, which she had converted into her room, with about four other people. We both pretty much downed an entire big bottle of Tequila in about a half hour and were absolutely ripped by this point. So we started having one of those loud, fake, drunk arguments that you sometimes have with your friends over dumb bull**** just for laughs, when all of a sudden he just yelled out "Let's make out!" for no apparent reason. I was drunk, open, and amused by the notion, so I was like, "Okay!" and we just started full-on making out right there in front of four people who had no idea what the **** had just happened.

Then we ended up going to the other side of the garage behind some shelves and just blowing each other for about twenty minutes, but were too drunk to nut, so then we tried anal, but were far, far, far too drunk for that to work. At some point one of his friends, who I'm assuming was rather flummoxed that two dudes were just going at it about twenty feet away, left to go home, but where we were was about five feet from the door, so she walked right past us. It was awkward for her, but we were too gone to even care.

Then somehow we ended up outside by the side of the garage, and was was giving the dude a blow job, but I was really wasted, and getting my throat jabbed by a dick, so I took it out of my mouth, turned my head, threw up, and then went back to business.

Was weird. Oh yeah, and neither of us ever could manage to nut.

I almost forgot. I had ridden there with another friend, and when everybody left he was far too drunk to drive so we ended up sleeping it off in his car parked outside the house. Apparently we were so drunk that we left the gate open and the girl's whose house it was' dogs got out. So we had to wrangle them back into her yard, but there were two gates and we had forgotten about the second one, the one which we had left out of, and when we put the dogs back in the yard we still left the second gate open. So about five minutes later they got out again and we had to wrangle them back in the yard for a second time. Then they got out again, so, realizing that something was up, we called the girl and she had to come get them at three o'clock in the morning and close the second gate. Needless to say we never spoke to her again. Which kind of sucked because I'd left my shoes and house keys in her garage and she wouldn't return my calls.

[14232949]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Oh yeah, having only had two sexual experiences I didn't even think about it, but the first one was kind of unpleasant.

It was with this guy I used to know (even though I'm not gay that wasn't the unpleasant part), and we were hanging out in this girl's garage, which she had converted into her room, with about four other people. We both pretty much downed an entire big bottle of Tequila in about a half hour and were absolutely ripped by this point. So we started having one of those loud, fake, drunk arguments that you sometimes have with your friends over dumb bull**** just for laughs, when all of a sudden he just yelled out "Let's make out!" for no apparent reason. I was drunk, open, and amused by the notion, so I was like, "Okay!" and we just started full-on making out right there in front of four people who had no idea what the **** had just happened.

Then we ended up going to the other side of the garage behind some shelves and just blowing each other for about twenty minutes, but were too drunk to nut, so then we tried anal, but were far, far, far too drunk for that to work. At some point one of his friends, who I'm assuming was rather flummoxed that two dudes were just going at it about twenty feet away, left to go home, but where we were was about five feet from the door, so she walked right past us. It was awkward for her, but we were too gone to even care.

Then somehow we ended up outside by the side of the garage, and was was giving the dude a blow job, but I was really wasted, and getting my throat jabbed by a dick, so I took it out of my mouth, turned my head, threw up, and then went back to business.

Was weird. Oh yeah, and neither of us ever could manage to nut.

do you and your friend still talk after this "it's not gay coz we were drunk" experience? Your whole calmness towards your pal assfucking you then going ass to mouth on him, all the while saying "ah, we were just having a laugh, just two drunk guys having a laugh"" is hilarious.

I love your honesty in this. Although I won't get the image out of my head. This is how I picture you and your friend to look.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

do you and your friend still talk after this "it's not gay coz we were drunk" experience? Your whole calmness towards your pal assfucking you then going ass to mouth on him, all the while saying "ah, we were just having a laugh, just two drunk guys having a laugh"" is hilarious.

I love your honesty in this. Although I won't get the image out of my head. This is how I picture you and your friend to look.

No we don't talk. He moved away the next day. And no, it wasn't over that, he mentioned he was going to Oregon or Washington before all this went down.

And I'm not saying it wasn't a gay act, I'm just not attracted to men. I wasn't even attracted to him at the time. It just seemed like a lark, and getting your dick sucked feels good whether it's a dude or a chick. And I never went ass to mouth. It's a near thing I guess, but we couldn't even "get it in". Whiskey dick, nah mean?

Edit: I would also like to mention that while I am a hetero, he's all the way gay.

[Paul Smeenus]

I also applaud your honesty, Batlord

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

I also applaud your honesty, Batlord

Thanks! Wanna blow each other?

[Guybrush]

I still don't believe you, Batlord. I mean, it's just too far out, man.

Pretty good virgin poppin' story, though.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

No we don't talk. He moved away the next day. And no, it wasn't over that, he mentioned he was going to Oregon or Washington before all this went down.

And I'm not saying it wasn't a gay act, I'm just not attracted to men. I wasn't even attracted to him at the time. It just seemed like a lark, and getting your dick sucked feels good whether it's a dude or a chick. And I never went ass to mouth. It's a near thing I guess, but we couldn't even "get it in". Whiskey dick, nah mean?

Edit: I would also like to mention that while I am a hetero, he's all the way gay.

Lmao among my friendgroup, that was super not uncommon so it doesn't sound far out at all to me. The gay dude in our group always would start off with drunk spin the bottle and it usually went from there. It was teenage experimentation and honestly I think that's a very healthy thing to do.

Awkwardly though three of us were in a bed once and me and this dude were going at it and my gay friend would be touching on my dude

I was like what is this get off my dude

Pretty sure he ****ed all the straight dudes in our group. Having sex with a man does not make you gay, cause believe me I've tried to straight the gay part away and it ain't happenin

[butthead aka 216]

the closest gay experience i ever had was one time i was at a neighbors in college pounding beers and playing a card game. my neighbors were a bunch of girls but their gay friend was visiting. i was sitting on a chair in cargo shorts and he was on the ground and we werent event alkin or anything but he just reached his hand up my shorts and i was like wtf man. but he was really drunk so i left it at that and just moved to another seat lol.


this one time a few years back my brother came to visit me. my room mate had over 2 friends and one was a girl. we drank at the local pub and my brother ended up hooking up with this girl in our living room. then like a few months later that same friend visited and we went to this club. on the way home we were in the backseat making out and stuff. we got to my crib and i took her to my room and she was in bed with me and was like 'i cant do this' cause she hooked up with my bro and didnt wanna seem slutty. i was like lol ok, then pulled out the air mattress in one of the most depressing 30 secs of my life lol.

tldr almost became eskimo bros with my real bro

[FETCHER.]

I've kissed girls before or rather they kissed me, I didn't mind it all that much but its definitely not something I'm interested in.



Does anyone else find the more regularly they have sex the higher your sex drive becomes?