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Old 10-18-2013, 10:54 AM   #9411 (permalink)
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I have chlamydia.
Just make sure that you dont catch any feels, nomsaiyn? That will be the end of you.
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:58 AM   #9412 (permalink)
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As a Stark I am offended by this



also lmao @ Chris

glad I do must of my whoring digitally now, can't catch shit that way, besides fuckboys who never leave ya
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:58 AM   #9413 (permalink)
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Yeah, the clinic is so awkward. I'm back again today for more check-ups. I wish this PC had a camera so I could take a snap of how surreal my environment is.
A bunch of broken degenerates looking full of sorrow whilst over dramatic 90's pop anthems blast in the distance.
If anything was going to put me off unprotected sex, this is probably the lasting image I need to deter me.

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson.
Quite an image.
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:21 AM   #9414 (permalink)
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also lmao @ Chris

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Whoring digitally what a sad path the human race has chosen to go down.
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:28 AM   #9415 (permalink)
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Whoring digitally what a sad path the human race has chosen to go down.
Oh god you just opened the door for her to talk about her job again and again and again and again and again
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:34 AM   #9416 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:35 AM   #9417 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:36 AM   #9418 (permalink)
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I relish every opportunity I can use that gif contextually so ty

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Old 10-18-2013, 12:00 PM   #9419 (permalink)
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Oh god you just opened the door for her to talk about her job again and again and again and again and again
damn homes. why you always on her dick? give that shit a breather.
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Old 10-18-2013, 12:22 PM   #9420 (permalink)
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So? Weren't you just talking about yours in another thread?
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