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Old 10-23-2013, 11:47 AM   #9451 (permalink)
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So basically they test for morning wood.
Morning wood is actually all through the night wood at different intervals while you are sleeping.
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Old 10-23-2013, 11:48 AM   #9452 (permalink)
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Morning wood is actually all through the night wood at different intervals while you are sleeping.
If a boner falls in the night and no one is around to grope it, was it still hard?
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Old 10-23-2013, 06:13 PM   #9453 (permalink)
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Am I on a "Sex-Strike"?
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Old 10-23-2013, 06:34 PM   #9454 (permalink)
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If a boner falls in the night and no one is around to grope it, was it still hard?


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Am I on a "Sex-Strike"?
I don't know. Are you?
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Old 10-27-2013, 04:15 PM   #9455 (permalink)
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Sex is sex. Love is love. It's all the same in the bedroom game. I'm done playing. I need something different. I want something to hold on and keep for the rest of my future life.
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Old 10-27-2013, 05:29 PM   #9456 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:10 PM   #9457 (permalink)
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Gave the boyfriend a blowjob. It was alright, I actually quite enjoyed it but I just didn't feel like I was mindblowingly amazing at it haha. Probably because I was quite nervous tbh but he had no complaints! Practise makes perfect .
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:27 PM   #9458 (permalink)
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Gave the boyfriend a blowjob. It was alright, I actually quite enjoyed it but I just didn't feel like I was mindblowingly amazing at it haha. Probably because I was quite nervous tbh but he had no complaints! Practise makes perfect .
Is this your first time doing it? You've done well thought, it takes practice. If you want tips on how to get the guy in so much pleasure, give me a PM.
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:36 PM   #9459 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2013, 04:39 PM   #9460 (permalink)
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Not an expert, but 100% of the guys I've given bj's to say I'm amazing at it. Maybe some were saying that to be nice and appreciative but there was definitely some the genuinely meant it.
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