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Old 11-13-2013, 09:40 AM   #9541 (permalink)
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Tried using coca cola once. Dumb, very dumb.
Ya, Pepsi would have been a better choice.
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:40 AM   #9542 (permalink)
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What??? I need to hear this story
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:47 AM   #9543 (permalink)
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Tried using coca cola once. Dumb, very dumb.
Dr Pepper would have been easier on the ass with the prune juice and all. Or maybe add some Mentos too the coke, would have been exciting to say the least.
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:49 AM   #9544 (permalink)
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Dr Pepper would have been easier on the ass with the prune juice and all. Or maybe add some Mentos too the coke, would have been exciting to say the least.
For science, of course..
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Old 11-13-2013, 10:06 AM   #9545 (permalink)
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Lil bitta barf in my mouth rite now

Grabbed wrong style lube once and it made everything sticky. Still jammed a half chub in her crapper. Roommate walked in drunk laughing. Was a weird smell. Took several showers
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Old 11-13-2013, 10:07 AM   #9546 (permalink)
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A lady I know told me she mixed up astroglide and hand sanitizer LOL ouchie
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Old 11-13-2013, 10:20 AM   #9547 (permalink)
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I was 16. This girl was trying to give me a handjob in the woods it was cold.
My first handjob.
My penis was totally dry. It just wasn't working and she wouldn't put my penis in her mouth and I was sorta into hygiene at that naive point in my life and didn't like the whole spitting thing.
She had a 500ml bottle of Cola. In my infinite wisdom, I assumed that would help wet my dick and I could just finish and get it over with.
Nope, it just made my bellend horribly sticky and smelly. Never again. So stupid.
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Old 11-13-2013, 03:17 PM   #9548 (permalink)
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Puppet...head?
A condom. I've only ever heard it used once, but it was hilarious and I think it should be spread.
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A condom. I've only ever heard it used once, but it was hilarious and I think it should be spread.

I thought the whole point was to STOP the spread
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Old 11-13-2013, 03:42 PM   #9550 (permalink)
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I thought the whole point was to STOP the spread
Of STD's. Not condoms. Don't be the Pope.
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