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Old 11-19-2013, 01:57 PM   #9631 (permalink)
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Is it normal to always have trouble finding the ****ing opening when having sex? Hell even with fingers I underestimate how low it is. They say practice makes perfect but I dissageee. Maybe I am retarded. Yea, *** to think about it I am.
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That and if you stress about it, it's gonna make it harder (not literally HA HA HA HA HA HA)
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Old 11-19-2013, 03:30 PM   #9632 (permalink)
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That and if you stress about it, it's gonna make it harder (not literally HA HA HA HA HA HA)
I lol'd.

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but honestly, people stress too much about their performance in bed, and seriously, isn't it more about the connection you have with the person you're having sex with? Isn't it more about appreciating their body for the true work of beauty it is, or being grateful for them as a person and the fact that they care to bare themselves to you only?

maybe I'm just one of those crazy romantic types but my favorite thing is pulling my fingers through his hair, touching his face, tracing my hands on the curves of his figure, like damn, what a beauty.

if you truly appreciate them as a human being, you're most concerned with whether they feel your love, not just your ability to fuck them. Anyone can fuck, but nothing comes close to being in love and being able to convey your gratitude and natural admiration of the one you love.
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Old 11-19-2013, 03:39 PM   #9633 (permalink)
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I lol'd.

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but honestly, people stress too much about their performance in bed, and seriously, isn't it more about the connection you have with the person you're having sex with? Isn't it more about appreciating their body for the true work of beauty it is, or being grateful for them as a person and the fact that they care to bare themselves to you only?

maybe I'm just one of those crazy romantic types but my favorite thing is pulling my fingers through his hair, touching his face, tracing my hands on the curves of his figure, like damn, what a beauty.

if you truly appreciate them as a human being, you're most concerned with whether they feel your love, not just your ability to fuck them. Anyone can fuck, but nothing comes close to being in love and being able to convey your gratitude and natural admiration of the one you love.
If it works for you thats fantastic and I applaud your ability to connect on that level. Sounds a bit too cliche of lovemaking for me. Wet vagina has always been my favorite in the bedroom.
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Old 11-19-2013, 03:42 PM   #9634 (permalink)
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If it works for you thats fantastic and I applaud your ability to connect on that level. Sounds a bit too cliche of lovemaking for me. Wet vagina has always been my favorite in the bedroom.
figured I'd be thought of as weird or something, but there's a million things at work when you're having sex with someone you really love.

(or maybe certain types of chicks pay more attention to detail, naturally, thus being able to appreciate it to its fullest extent)

I won't lie, it's awesome to be a woman. Our orgasms are fucking stellar, man. But all that leads up to it - that's where the beauty really is.
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Old 11-19-2013, 03:46 PM   #9635 (permalink)
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figured I'd be thought of as weird or something, but there's a million things at work when you're having sex with someone you really love.

(or maybe certain types of chicks pay more attention to detail, naturally, thus being able to appreciate it to its fullest extent)

I won't lie, it's awesome to be a woman. Our orgasms are fucking stellar, man. But all that leads up to it - that's where the beauty really is.
I wasn't patronizing you. I used to feel somewhat that way about sex in the beginning. There is something to be said for people who connect mentally and it certainly can affect your sex life. More power to you if it affects you in this way. Maybe its a KI thing, maybe hes just pushing that lil love button the right way.
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Old 11-19-2013, 03:56 PM   #9636 (permalink)
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If it works for you thats fantastic and I applaud your ability to connect on that level. Sounds a bit too cliche of lovemaking for me. Wet vagina has always been my favorite in the bedroom.
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Old 11-19-2013, 03:56 PM   #9637 (permalink)
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I lol'd.

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but honestly, people stress too much about their performance in bed, and seriously, isn't it more about the connection you have with the person you're having sex with? Isn't it more about appreciating their body for the true work of beauty it is, or being grateful for them as a person and the fact that they care to bare themselves to you only?

maybe I'm just one of those crazy romantic types but my favorite thing is pulling my fingers through his hair, touching his face, tracing my hands on the curves of his figure, like damn, what a beauty.

if you truly appreciate them as a human being, you're most concerned with whether they feel your love, not just your ability to fuck them. Anyone can fuck, but nothing comes close to being in love and being able to convey your gratitude and natural admiration of the one you love.
I agree. It's really the difference between fucking and making love. Or maybe I agree because I'm a woman and it's women who tend to feel that way? I don't know.
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Old 11-19-2013, 04:20 PM   #9638 (permalink)
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I lol'd.

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but honestly, people stress too much about their performance in bed, and seriously, isn't it more about the connection you have with the person you're having sex with? Isn't it more about appreciating their body for the true work of beauty it is, or being grateful for them as a person and the fact that they care to bare themselves to you only?

maybe I'm just one of those crazy romantic types but my favorite thing is pulling my fingers through his hair, touching his face, tracing my hands on the curves of his figure, like damn, what a beauty.

if you truly appreciate them as a human being, you're most concerned with whether they feel your love, not just your ability to fuck them. Anyone can fuck, but nothing comes close to being in love and being able to convey your gratitude and natural admiration of the one you love.
That was a fantastic post, I wish everyone thought like you.

You are quickely becoming one of my favorite posters.
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Old 11-19-2013, 04:21 PM   #9639 (permalink)
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Making love has it's time and place but so does just straight up rough fucking. You need to have a good balance when in a relationship. I don't think it should always be just making ~love~.
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Old 11-19-2013, 04:25 PM   #9640 (permalink)
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Making love has it's time and place but so does just straight up rough fucking. You need to have a good balance when in a relationship. I don't think it should always be just making ~love~.
You're right, it shouldn't be all about one or the other. You need both. But I think sometimes people forget that there is a difference between the two.
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