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Old 12-17-2013, 08:35 AM   #9761 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2013, 08:46 AM   #9762 (permalink)
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Who has time to notice that kinda thing...?
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Old 12-17-2013, 08:51 AM   #9763 (permalink)
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And very well done boys, I hope you're proud.
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Old 12-26-2013, 12:18 PM   #9764 (permalink)
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Can I just say that i have not been so pleased with my sexual life for a very long time. For the last 6 months I have had problems maintaining erections which made me feel ****ty and obviously ruined a few fun romps I had. My new girlfriend has been super patient with me the last few months in which I have not looked at any porn/pictures and pretty much stopped masturbating all together. Finally the last week after getting much firmer erections over time I have been able to have sex while being fully hard like 3-4 times in under a 12 hour period.

I say this not to go on about myself but if anyone has a problem with ED and is young just stop cranking your bean and stop watching any porn for a few months. I garenttee you will find that your sex life improves infinitely.

And most of all if you can find someone/someway to not have to use a condom do it because it will help you get there faster. I honestly think im at the point where if I needed to use a condom again for whatever reason I could no problem.
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Old 12-26-2013, 03:47 PM   #9765 (permalink)
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Old 12-26-2013, 04:00 PM   #9766 (permalink)
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Can I just say that i have not been so pleased with my sexual life for a very long time. For the last 6 months I have had problems maintaining erections which made me feel ****ty and obviously ruined a few fun romps I had. My new girlfriend has been super patient with me the last few months in which I have not looked at any porn/pictures and pretty much stopped masturbating all together. Finally the last week after getting much firmer erections over time I have been able to have sex while being fully hard like 3-4 times in under a 12 hour period.

I say this not to go on about myself but if anyone has a problem with ED and is young just stop cranking your bean and stop watching any porn for a few months. I garenttee you will find that your sex life improves infinitely.

And most of all if you can find someone/someway to not have to use a condom do it because it will help you get there faster. I honestly think im at the point where if I needed to use a condom again for whatever reason I could no problem.
That's really great to hear that you're getting better. I can imagine that masturbating to porn may make it harder for you to be turned on when you're not in a porn setting. Did you go to the doctor about it? You are still really young, I don't think you have to worry about it unless it doesn't come back fully. It sounds like you have a great gf who is supporting you. I believe you said recently that you're having other issues. When you are anxious, stressed or down it can really effect your performance and motivation.
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That's really great to hear that you're getting better. I can imagine that masturbating to porn may make it harder for you to be turned on when you're not in a porn setting. Did you go to the doctor about it? You are still really young, I don't think you have to worry about it unless it doesn't come back fully. It sounds like you have a great gf who is supporting you. I believe you said recently that you're having other issues. When you are anxious, stressed or down it can really effect your performance and motivation.
Thanks, and yes I think it was partially porn making my mind not get turned on in real sex, but the death grip I probably had didnt help either. Didnt go to the doctor luckily, because I didnt end out needing it.

All I can say is that anyone with the same problem, or any females that are with a male that has trouble staying hard should try cutting down or completely out with those 2 things.
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Old 12-26-2013, 04:17 PM   #9768 (permalink)
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Thanks, and yes I think it was partially porn making my mind not get turned on in real sex, but the death grip I probably had didnt help either. Didnt go to the doctor luckily, because I didnt end out needing it.

All I can say is that anyone with the same problem, or any females that are with a male that has trouble staying hard should try cutting down or completely out with those 2 things.
I had a couple of ex's that couldn't get it up, but it's quite often because of medication and alcohol. My Belgian ex would go floppy the moment the condom was on, it was hopeless. In the end I had to just wing it, I wasn't organised with contraception during that time. He moved to Belgian to be a Mathematics Professor. I met him while I was tutoring students. But, enough of him. I think you will do fine without a doctor. There is a lot of pressure that guys put on themselves too. I can see why it can happen. Do you do foreplay? If you don't mind me asking.
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:38 PM   #9769 (permalink)
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We're at my parents house and I feel like it's a total no sex zone.
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:45 PM   #9770 (permalink)
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We're at my parents house and I feel like it's a total no sex zone.
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