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Old 12-30-2013, 02:30 PM   #9831 (permalink)
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But something is being shoved into your ass....


Obviously... but it felt weird.
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Old 12-30-2013, 04:25 PM   #9832 (permalink)
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So apparently, Germans are the worst lovers.
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Old 12-30-2013, 06:12 PM   #9833 (permalink)
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This one time...nah, actually, it's too far.
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Old 12-31-2013, 12:04 AM   #9834 (permalink)
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"WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada"

Right.... summer holiday to Spain, anyone? Haha
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Old 12-31-2013, 12:12 AM   #9835 (permalink)
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They need to lay off the poop fetishes.

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Old 12-31-2013, 12:24 AM   #9836 (permalink)
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I'm mostly Norwegian

The "worst lovers" list doesn't include Norway

The "worst lovers" list is wrong
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Old 12-31-2013, 05:58 AM   #9837 (permalink)
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It's a little bit odd that the Welsh have somehow earned the 'selfish' reputation. Do they not finish off the sheep afterwards?
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Old 12-31-2013, 08:12 AM   #9838 (permalink)
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5. America (too rough)
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Old 01-02-2014, 09:29 AM   #9839 (permalink)
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What is wrong with being loud. Tis a sign of enjoyment.
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Old 01-02-2014, 09:41 AM   #9840 (permalink)
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