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Old 05-02-2014, 06:15 PM   #10221 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2014, 06:19 PM   #10222 (permalink)
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Works both ways too.
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Old 05-03-2014, 01:59 AM   #10223 (permalink)
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I enjoy oral, but I have to work at it sometimes. If I start thinking about how long i'm taking or if the giver is getting uncomfortable it's all over for me and there's no point in continuing.
Sometimes your mind just takes over. The worst is when you're having sex and you start to think about other things lol.
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Old 05-03-2014, 08:12 AM   #10224 (permalink)
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Sometimes your mind just takes over. The worst is when you're having sex and you start to think about other things lol.
Probably means your partner's not very good or exciting.
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Old 05-03-2014, 08:27 AM   #10225 (permalink)
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Yeah so a long dildo is pointless. But a Gatorade bottle...
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Old 05-03-2014, 05:09 PM   #10226 (permalink)
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Probably means your partner's not very good or exciting.
Exactly. I don't get bored when I masturbate.
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Old 05-03-2014, 05:11 PM   #10227 (permalink)
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Exactly. I don't get bored when I masturbate.
Sometimes my arm gets tired.
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Old 05-03-2014, 05:12 PM   #10228 (permalink)
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Sometimes my arm gets tired.
Aren't you Ambidextrous bro?
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Old 05-03-2014, 05:12 PM   #10229 (permalink)
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Sometimes my arm gets tired.
Do you need someone to take over with their arms?
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Old 05-03-2014, 05:16 PM   #10230 (permalink)
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Aren't you Ambidextrous bro?
Yeah but my I prefer one arm to the other. My left arm understands me as a person, whereas my right arm is only in it for the sex.

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Do you need someone to take over with their arms?
Nah, that's what my cat is for.
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