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Old 07-24-2014, 09:17 PM   #10351 (permalink)
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Extreme lethargy, unexplained weight loss and incontinence can be indicators of sinister medical conditions; sex toys are rarely the cause
But a 38-year-old Scottish woman's worrying medical symptoms have finally been explained and doctors blame her sex life! For ten years, she had a sex toy suck inside her vagina and she was none the wiser.

The curious case was published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. After presenting at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary with severe emaciation, sepsis, shaking and lethagy, the woman was admitted for surgery after doctors discovered a foreign item wedged in her vagina. It turned out to be an 11cm - long sex toy, that had last been used ten years ago.

The patient admitted she'd be drunk at the time and had little memory of using it with her partner. Doctors subsequently ruled out signs of depression, psychosis or abuse in the woman.

Over the years, the sex toy had lodged between her vagina and bladder, causing a "vesicovaginal fistula" - or an abnormal tract which allows urine to flow into the vagina. This explained the incontinence.

The sex toy also caused a potentially life-threatening case of obstructive uropathy because of the blockage in the bladder. This caused urine to back up into the kidneys.

Once the sex toy was removed, surgeons were able to repair the significant internal damage.
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Old 07-24-2014, 10:14 PM   #10352 (permalink)
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Looks like the doctors really...

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Old 08-02-2014, 09:46 AM   #10353 (permalink)
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Do guys actually full on masturbate in their sleep? a friend at work told me her boyfriend does this quite frequently while he is snoring really loudly, I was just like... What?! I knew guys had 'wet dreams' but I didn't know this actually included full on masturbation? Enlighten me please for I am sheltered haha. I wouldn't know what to do if that was my boyfriend, I mean if he was awake I'd join in :P.
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Old 08-02-2014, 10:36 AM   #10354 (permalink)
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I wouldn't know, I'm asleep.
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Old 08-02-2014, 11:53 AM   #10355 (permalink)
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Do guys actually full on masturbate in their sleep? a friend at work told me her boyfriend does this quite frequently while he is snoring really loudly, I was just like... What?! I knew guys had 'wet dreams' but I didn't know this actually included full on masturbation?
It doesn't/I've never heard of anyone doing that.
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Old 08-02-2014, 12:28 PM   #10356 (permalink)
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I guess if people are capable of sleep walking, then it's not a far stretch that they could sleep wank as well.
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Old 08-02-2014, 05:17 PM   #10357 (permalink)
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I really wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people did this but I've never heard of it or been told I do it.

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Old 08-02-2014, 05:35 PM   #10358 (permalink)
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It sounds like something that is rare but possible. Similar to sleepwalkers. Sexsomnia
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:11 PM   #10359 (permalink)
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Do guys actually full on masturbate in their sleep? a friend at work told me her boyfriend does this quite frequently while he is snoring really loudly, I was just like... What?! I knew guys had 'wet dreams' but I didn't know this actually included full on masturbation? Enlighten me please for I am sheltered haha. I wouldn't know what to do if that was my boyfriend, I mean if he was awake I'd join in :P.
I've never heard of that, lol. I've heard of people actually having sex while they're asleep, but not masturbating. I guess it's possible.
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Old 08-03-2014, 09:41 AM   #10360 (permalink)
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Apparently I itch my nuts when I sleep, so maybe they're just doing that instead of fapping, haha.
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