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Old 10-18-2014, 05:04 AM   #10431 (permalink)
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If he ain't into whatever tickles your fancy, then he ain't the guy for you.
First of all people might not like something at first but then get into it.
And if you are not extremely vanilla or all about one specific fetish and then also really lucky, then you most likely never find someone who is 100% on board with you sexually.
Relationships are about compromise. There are deal breakers, but one should focus on the similarities, not on the differences.
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Old 10-18-2014, 05:47 PM   #10432 (permalink)
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My SO wants to watch porn together tonight. Have to admit I'm nervous about showing him what I'm into...

Any experiences you MBers wish to share regarding this?
I watched lesbian porn with an ex. That was about it.

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That's like saying that if he doesn't like the same pizza toppings then you should break up.


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First of all people might not like something at first but then get into it.
And if you are not extremely vanilla or all about one specific fetish and then also really lucky, then you most likely never find someone who is 100% on board with you sexually.
Relationships are about compromise. There are deal breakers, but one should focus on the similarities, not on the differences.
Hey leave me out of this! I can't help being hell bent on my midget porn!
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Old 10-18-2014, 05:58 PM   #10433 (permalink)
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My SO wants to watch porn together tonight. Have to admit I'm nervous about showing him what I'm into...

Any experiences you MBers wish to share regarding this?
I'd be nervous too, unless I already knew the person liked kinky stuff or was at least open minded about it.

Good luck.
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Old 10-19-2014, 12:43 AM   #10434 (permalink)
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I watched lesbian porn with an ex. That was about it.







Hey leave me out of this! I can't help being hell bent on my midget porn!
We all have to bear our midgety cross.
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Old 10-20-2014, 12:00 PM   #10435 (permalink)
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Speaking of midgets... I legitimately think Peter Dinklage is a smoking hot short man. Thought he was hot first time I saw Elf.
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Old 10-20-2014, 05:29 PM   #10436 (permalink)
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That's like saying that if he doesn't like the same pizza toppings then you should break up.
Anchovies would be a relationship killer for me.

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First of all people might not like something at first but then get into it.
And if you are not extremely vanilla or all about one specific fetish and then also really lucky, then you most likely never find someone who is 100% on board with you sexually.
Relationships are about compromise. There are deal breakers, but one should focus on the similarities, not on the differences.
I think it's best to be open about sexual desires from the beginning and let the proverbial chips fall where they may. I could never enter into a relationship with someone who wasn't sexually compatible with me in the hope that they might get into a particular fetish or kink at some point in the future. Life is just too damn short and sexual fulfillment is too important to me to compromise on that aspect of a relationship.

I've known far too many sexually frustrated men and women who go outside their relationships to get what they don't get at home. It seems to me that they might have been much happier if they had just taken the time and effort to seek out someone who was sexually compatible with them in the first place.
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Old 10-24-2014, 02:17 AM   #10437 (permalink)
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Throw him off guard with some really fudged up dinking. The specific video is up to your discretion, I think cakefarts would be effective here. Then tell him it was just a joke, laugh it off, and show him what you're really into. The initial shock will soften the blow.
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Old 10-26-2014, 07:54 AM   #10438 (permalink)
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Been with the same partner for the last ~12,600 or so days. Barring coprophagia and urophagia, there's pretty much nothing we haven't done. In that time we've:

- had sex in 8 different states and 3 different countries
- done it in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, patio, garage, on the lawn, in the pool, in a moving car, at the office, out in public, and once in a photo booth
- did it in a limo with two other couples present (who were also doing it)
- swapped with our best friends back east on a few occasions
- did it while I still had my vasectomy stitches in
- while my wife was 7-8 months pregnant
- watched enough porn to fry the entire Lakewood Church congregation
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Old 10-26-2014, 08:14 AM   #10439 (permalink)
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If more couples had a sex life like that divorce rates would be wayyy lower.
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Old 11-02-2014, 12:31 AM   #10440 (permalink)
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Welp I kinda feel like nothing I literally have no sexual experience whatsoever except from myself

Well unless getting to first base with my girlfriend counts, which I belive it does not.
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