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Old 12-08-2015, 04:47 PM   #10871 (permalink)
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My sexual partner list was at 1 until just a few weeks, obviously that one being the girl I dated for 5 years and lived with for 3. I loved her a whole bunch (and still think she's great) but she wasn't exactly the most interesting person in bed, usually things were kind of formulaic with me just kinda waiting for her to undress and lay down and there wasn't much buildup or foreplay or anything.
She's probably a lesbo.
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Old 12-08-2015, 10:07 PM   #10872 (permalink)
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She's probably a lesbo.
lol I dunno m8, she really liked the D, she was just not into much besides vanilla sex
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 12-09-2015, 08:00 AM   #10873 (permalink)
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I too was in a 5 yr relationship but my girl was a freak! Black girls ftw!
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Old 12-09-2015, 08:28 AM   #10874 (permalink)
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I too was in a 5 yr relationship but my girl was a freak! Black girls ftw!
That stereotypical middle class sheltered white girl life :P
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Old 06-26-2016, 07:28 PM   #10875 (permalink)
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I did a threeway with my sister and step-sister.
A source who will remain unnamed found this and brought it to my attention recently, and I just have to... wut?
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Old 06-26-2016, 07:39 PM   #10876 (permalink)
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^I had a ****ed up childhood...unless you're into that kind of thing, and then I guess it's great.
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Old 06-26-2016, 07:41 PM   #10877 (permalink)
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Is that the entirety of the context we're getting? Cause that almost made me fall out of bed when I saw it.
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Old 06-26-2016, 07:41 PM   #10878 (permalink)
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Why did every poster just ignore it like it wasn't the most fucked up **** posted on that page?
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 06-26-2016, 07:48 PM   #10879 (permalink)
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^Maybe they thought it was a joke?
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Old 06-26-2016, 07:51 PM   #10880 (permalink)
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Maybe, but there wasn't really any context or build-up to it, so it would be a fairly weird joke.
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