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Old 06-01-2018, 12:03 PM   #10991 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2018, 12:08 PM   #10992 (permalink)
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Got approached by a couple last night for a threesome. Negotiated (with the wife's help) to just bang her while he watched. She was great. Crazy horny, liked it rough, shook when she came, licked my *******. Hit it raw like a dumbass, hopefully that doesn't turn out bad. Dude was annoying as **** with his corny dirty talk the whole time which stunted the mood a bit. They're trying out an open relationship so I have her number for some private time in the future.

I usually keep my sex life to myself around here, so why am I sharing? The husband's name was Charles .
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Got approached by a couple last night for a threesome. Negotiated (with the wife's help) to just bang her while he watched. She was great. Crazy horny, liked it rough, shook when she came, licked my *******. Hit it raw like a dumbass, hopefully that doesn't turn out bad. Dude was annoying as **** with his corny dirty talk the whole time which stunted the mood a bit. They're trying out an open relationship so I have her number for some private time in the future.

I usually keep my sex life to myself around here, so why am I sharing? The husband's name was Charles .
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Didn't happen. Frowny's pulling pearls out of his ass.

Or, the chick was so ugly it would take a St. Helen's like slide to make the story real.
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Or, the chick was so ugly it would take a St. Helen's like slide to make the story real.
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