The Sexual Experience Thread

The Batlord · 06-28-2018, 12:46 PM

Bro I'm sure that waitress was all about them old man balls and not at all that sweet sweet 20%.

Chula Vista · 06-28-2018, 01:04 PM

Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm, charisma, and forwardness.

Ya'll wish you'd traveled the same sexual path that I have. The memories.....

Ya'll wish you are not 58, cause it sucks. BPH, ED, and other ****.

She is really cute. And her eyes.........

*masturbates*

(not really, it's too hot right now)

**Frownland** · 06-28-2018, 01:07 PM

Interesting assumption.

Question: when you criticize me, are you secretly just jealous?

Key · 06-28-2018, 01:07 PM

^^I'm legit creeped out.

Oriphiel · 06-28-2018, 01:09 PM

I don't see why Chula doesn't just head to a bar and actually make something of his apparently unassailable flirt game.

Chula Vista · 06-28-2018, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Question: when you criticize me, are you secretly just jealous?

I've seen pictures of you.

Ori, read my post again.

Key · 06-28-2018, 01:18 PM

I also don't have to wish I wasn't 58 because I'm not 58.

The Batlord · 06-28-2018, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm, charisma, and forwardness.

Ya'll wish you'd traveled the same sexual path that I have. The memories.....

Ya'll wish you are not 58, cause it sucks. BPH, ED, and other ****.

She is really cute. And her eyes.........

*masturbates*

(not really, it's too hot right now)

I'm pretty sure you haven't ****ed any other women since you started dating your wife, so your "sexual path" is probably pretty straight and narrow.

**Frownland** · 06-28-2018, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

I've seen pictures of you.

That's a yes.

OccultHawk · 06-28-2018, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

How cheap do you have to be to consider a 20% tip flirting? The dudes at my local Mexican restaurant must be pretty uncomfortable whenever I walk in.

Stop stiffing them.

06-28-2018, 01:04 PM	#11042 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Ya'll wish you had my mature good looks, charm, charisma, and forwardness. Ya'll wish you'd traveled the same sexual path that I have. The memories..... Ya'll wish you are not 58, cause it sucks. BPH, ED, and other ***. She is really cute. And her eyes......... masturbates* (not really, it's too hot right now) __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

06-28-2018, 01:07 PM	#11043 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Interesting assumption. Question: when you criticize me, are you secretly just jealous? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-28-2018, 01:09 PM	#11045 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	I don't see why Chula doesn't just head to a bar and actually make something of his apparently unassailable flirt game. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

06-28-2018, 01:07 PM	#11044 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	^^I'm legit creeped out.

06-28-2018, 01:18 PM	#11047 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I also don't have to wish I wasn't 58 because I'm not 58.