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Old 01-01-2021, 12:57 PM   #11201 (permalink)
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I made a girl *** for [my] first time right as the clock struck midnight it was her new year's wish

This is a tradition worth keeping
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Old 01-01-2021, 01:25 PM   #11202 (permalink)
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I made a girl *** for [my] first time right as the clock struck midnight it was her new year's wish

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AAAAAAAAAA congrats what a lovely memory that will be!!



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Old 01-01-2021, 01:37 PM   #11203 (permalink)
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That's definitely a memory to treasure forever!
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Old 01-01-2021, 01:51 PM   #11204 (permalink)
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**** that.

Did you get your nut?
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Old 01-01-2021, 01:54 PM   #11205 (permalink)
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**** that.

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making someone *** > cumming yourself
but of course you wouldn't agree smh
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Old 01-01-2021, 01:55 PM   #11206 (permalink)
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**** that.

Did you get your nut?
Uh yeah, before and after hetero
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Uh yeah, before and after hetero
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Old 01-01-2021, 02:00 PM   #11208 (permalink)
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Old 01-01-2021, 02:03 PM   #11209 (permalink)
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Old 01-01-2021, 02:07 PM   #11210 (permalink)
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So you never made your first girlfriend com huh?
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