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Old 01-29-2021, 06:25 PM   #11231 (permalink)
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You’re a lesbian. So you don’t like dick. Straight women love dick. Men can’t give you sexual pleasure no matter what they do so of course you don’t think men know anything about female sexual pleasure. A dick crazy straight woman thinks a dude who can **** proper is a sexual genius.
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Congratulations on making it into the friend zone. Post up again when you get to the buttsniffing stage. Also, congrats on all your progress with lesbians. That’s going to do you a lot of good.
lmao someone is salty

Even if you're gay you can still judge the technical quality of a sexual experience. Women are just better at satisfying women, let's face it.
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:37 PM   #11232 (permalink)
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lmao someone is salty

Even if you're gay you can still judge the technical quality of a sexual experience. Women are just better at satisfying women, let's face it.
Women are definitely better at satisfying lesbians but straight women need dick.

Y’all gonna argue against this position as well?

Mother****ers on here will argue the sky ain’t blue.

And bat, if you’re gay then fine, but if you’re gonna talk about women you have to actually **** women. The opinion on getting pussy from someone who never gets any pussy... I mean goddamn really?
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:39 PM   #11233 (permalink)
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lmao someone is salty

Even if you're gay you can still judge the technical quality of a sexual experience. Women are just better at satisfying women, let's face it.
Oh I didn’t know. Please share. Give us the rundown on a good dicking.
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:43 PM   #11234 (permalink)
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Women are definitely better at satisfying lesbians but straight women need dick.

Y’all gonna argue against this position as well?

Mother****ers on here will argue the sky ain’t blue.

And bat, if you’re gay then fine, but if you’re gonna talk about women you have to actually **** women. The opinion on getting pussy from someone who never gets any pussy... I mean goddamn really?
Yes, straight women want men but they don't need a dick. Maybe they like different kinds of sex, or prefer trans men. Smh
And only being allowed to talk about women if you have sex with them, like that's our main purpose? Yoiks
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Oh I didn’t know. Please share. Give us the rundown on a good dicking.
That is such a bad faith argument I shouldn't even reply to it, but to state the obvious, I'm talking about lesbians who've had sex with men
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:47 PM   #11235 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:52 PM   #11236 (permalink)
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What an insightful reaction.
It's funny how you pretend to be progressive, but that's just a surface covering a load of festering reactionary thoughts which bubble up as soon as you feel provoked

Seriously, denying that some straight women might not prefer penises (you'd be surprised, I've heard quite some straight girls talk about this, and it's not like many girls derive much satisfaction from penetration it seems) or that lesbians who've had sex with men don't exist is just deluded.
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:55 PM   #11237 (permalink)
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if you’re gonna talk about women you have to actually **** women. The opinion on getting pussy from someone who never gets any pussy... I mean goddamn really?
Hey look it's how everyone feels about OH
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:55 PM   #11238 (permalink)
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Women are definitely better at satisfying lesbians but straight women need dick.

Y’all gonna argue against this position as well?

Mother****ers on here will argue the sky ain’t blue.

And bat, if you’re gay then fine, but if you’re gonna talk about women you have to actually **** women. The opinion on getting pussy from someone who never gets any pussy... I mean goddamn really?
You are the Platonic ideal of an insecure dude who lies about getting laid.
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What an insightful reaction.
It's funny how you pretend to be progressive, but that's just a surface covering a load of festering reactionary thoughts which bubble up as soon as you feel provoked
I don’t pretend to be progressive. I’ve called myself racist, sexist, fascist, class reductionist - take me at my word
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Old 01-29-2021, 06:56 PM   #11240 (permalink)
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