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Old 06-05-2009, 07:01 AM   #661 (permalink)
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So I thought I'd bump up this thread to say brown wings.


Only afterwards did I tell her about this:



Which, I think, is something she appreciated.
Bahahahaha I can't believe I havn't read this before, I am laughing so hard and it's 1am in the morning my flatmates will kill me! So that incident is like...normal...? With the "pssh" sound
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:57 AM   #662 (permalink)
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Well, unfortunately for you guys (but very luckily for me) I managed to avoid getting **** and puke anywhere, let alone everywhere. I think the main cause for this was I didn't unload an entire bottle of lube into the lass. So, unfortunately, I cannot answer your question :P
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:42 PM   #663 (permalink)
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Well, unfortunately for you guys (but very luckily for me) I managed to avoid getting **** and puke anywhere, let alone everywhere. I think the main cause for this was I didn't unload an entire bottle of lube into the lass. So, unfortunately, I cannot answer your question :P
Haha that's good! I'm assuming Tucker was his own enemy by putting in so much lube. He did go pretty hard on her.
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:26 PM   #664 (permalink)
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Anal sex is kinda gross... what's so great about it?
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:39 PM   #665 (permalink)
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Good question. I've personally never seen the appeal of it; why go around the back when I can just come in the front?

Tucker Max is really funny though, I guess a lot of the stuff he does is kinda messed up, but man is it a great read. All his stuff has me loling.

EDIT: Can't believe I actually used loling... I disappoint myself.
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:21 PM   #666 (permalink)
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Anal sex is kinda gross... what's so great about it?
don't knock it until you try it.

I loved that Tucker story though.....it almost brought me to tears laughing.

The best part about Anal is that it feels tighter and there are some other treasures about it but you'll have to find out for yourself
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:22 PM   #667 (permalink)
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:23 PM   #668 (permalink)
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
wow, you been giving head since 14?
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i guess you could say that :P
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:31 PM   #670 (permalink)
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lol funny experience..
i gave a guy head and i threw up all over him when he shoved my head down....he still hasnt talked to me since...and this was 2 yrs ago lol
:| that's not funny, I've had it happen to me.
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