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Old 06-19-2009, 01:55 AM   #831 (permalink)
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Thom Yorke fantasizes about sleeping with Miley Cyrus.

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Old 06-19-2009, 02:46 PM   #832 (permalink)
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Oh my damn. What is going on in here? Enough of this bitching. You guys are the ones with cocks. This is a sexual experience thread. Ready, set, think with your ****s, boys.
before I explore the lurid tales of my youth, did we merge the fetish thread with this one?
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:19 PM   #833 (permalink)
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I just want to poll the guys here...

When you're getting head, and the girl licks the top all the way down to the base and lingers there, do you get any kind of enjoyment out of that? Because I don't, and it pisses me off.
I don't know where this came from, but it has happened to me more than once.

Also, the whole "trying to be sexy" thing with the tip of the tongue on irrelevant parts of my dick doesn't work either. It's like having to stop for a red light. The whole time you're just waiting for the green, but you don't want to just run the red, for fear of consequence.
I don't like my balls sucked a whole 4 inches into her mouth either, like you see in pornos. Those things should be caressed, never squeezed, never mishandled.

I think there are girls out there that don't know how to give head because their ex boyfriends never told them what feels good and what doesn't feel at all. Guys, please tell your girlfriends what feels good, so that when they break up with you and I eventually get head from them, I won't have to do it. lol... Jokes, guys. Jokes.

But really, women should be informed.
And guys should be man enough to ask a girl whether he's eatin' right or just slurpin' oysters. It's beneficial for everyone.

Communicate, fuckers.
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:23 PM   #834 (permalink)
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Do you tell girls what you like and don't like?
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:27 PM   #835 (permalink)
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Do you tell girls what you like and don't like?
It depends on whether I'll be seeing them again.

It doesn't really pay to try and teach a one night stander how I like things, with mind to a future encounter with her. It takes a little more time than that.
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:29 PM   #836 (permalink)
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Mm, I disagree.
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:31 PM   #837 (permalink)
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Mm, I disagree.
Well if I expect the girl to be one night standing frequently enough to learn special tricks in average, I won't be sleeping with her to begin with.
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:43 PM   #838 (permalink)
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I don't like my balls sucked either, in fact I hate them even coming into the transaction. They are the warehouse, my **** is the delivery guy, you deal with him and him only thank you. I do love it when a girl licks it up and down, then licks around at the base for a minute, like you were talking about. That works for me. But there's nothing like deep throat, I recently discovered that my ex-girlfriend can do deep-throat now... I'm considering taking her back.
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:50 AM   #839 (permalink)
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I don't like my balls sucked either, in fact I hate them even coming into the transaction. They are the warehouse, my **** is the delivery guy, you deal with him and him only thank you.
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Old 06-20-2009, 03:31 AM   #840 (permalink)
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I had a foursome the other night with my girlfriend, room mate and this little asian girl . It was fun, you guys should try it.
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