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Old 06-29-2009, 08:40 PM   #961 (permalink)
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I bet chocolate is code for anal, not vanilla
I'm glad my user name is not the code word for anal!
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:44 PM   #962 (permalink)
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Your username is just code for sex in general.
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:47 PM   #963 (permalink)
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Your username is just code for sex in general.
That's what I'm talking about sistaH! I know a thing or two about sexual healing.
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:51 PM   #964 (permalink)
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I have a broken ankle...you know, sexually.
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:32 PM   #965 (permalink)
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Funny you should say that, I think my penis just broke also. I need a doctor, stat!
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:48 PM   #966 (permalink)
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That's what I'm talking about sistaH! I know a thing or two about sexual healing.
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Funny you should say that, I think my penis just broke also. I need a doctor, stat!
Quick! You heard the man.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:58 PM   #967 (permalink)
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I have a broken ankle...you know, sexually.
Now my methods of healing are...very enjoyable. I may need you to sign a consent form just in case there are some excess..."bleeding" so to speak

That goes for fal too.
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Old 06-30-2009, 04:32 AM   #968 (permalink)
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Bleeding is only allowed during sex for one reason, and it most definitely is not something that will ever happen to a man D=
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:31 AM   #969 (permalink)
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Now every male on the forum tries to make subtle comments but don't realise this is a forum and actually they're making sledgehammer blows of the lewd and crude. Welcome to the internet.


To be honest if your opinion and enjoyment of sex is so exclusive as to only encompass missionary with the occasional bit of doggy and a general ignorance of foreplay this may not be the thread for you. I do, however, find it hard to believe that anybody over the age of 18 has no embarrassing/interesting/funny stories to tell, nor a general opinion on what's good an what's bad even if it is just to say "I don't like blindfolds, gags, I don't like being tied up, I'm not cool with a spanking and if you try to make me suck your **** I'll more likely bite it off. P.S. I burn bras on a weekend in between taking photographs of my armpit hair."
I think the only embarrassing story I really have is when my boyfriend came home drunk from a baseball game with terrible gas. He wanted drunk sex and while I was on top he ripped ass.
I slept on the couch after that.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:46 PM   #970 (permalink)
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