The Sexual Experience Thread

End User · 09-13-2009, 10:44 AM

This has been bothering me on a couple of levels.

My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later.

What can I say, she's HOT!

Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam.

Im cold, its been a while.

I hear some noises.

Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind.

I go the distance, ya know?

Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while.

Then she goes again!

Shes never done that so soon!

She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out!

My hand gets untied, door slams.

I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs.

There is a sign next to the bed.

"I love to eat a** and p*ssy!

Last one out untie my hand"

There is a tip jar with 10 quarters.

Later, my gf says nothin.

Was it her?
If not, was it really just worth a quarter?
I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?

Double X · 09-13-2009, 11:41 AM

it was a trannie with aids

~~Farfisa~~ · 09-13-2009, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by End User

This has been bothering me on a couple of levels.

My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later.

What can I say, she's HOT!

Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam.

Im cold, its been a while.

I hear some noises.

Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind.

I go the distance, ya know?

Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while.

Then she goes again!

Shes never done that so soon!

She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out!

My hand gets untied, door slams.

I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs.

There is a sign next to the bed.

"I love to eat a** and p*ssy!

Last one out untie my hand"

There is a tip jar with 10 quarters.

Later, my gf says nothin.

Was it her?
If not, was it really just worth a quarter?
I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?

Troooollllllllll

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 09-13-2009, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by End User

This has been bothering me on a couple of levels.

My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later.

What can I say, she's HOT!

Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam.

Im cold, its been a while.

I hear some noises.

Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind.

I go the distance, ya know?

Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while.

Then she goes again!

Shes never done that so soon!

She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out!

My hand gets untied, door slams.

I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs.

There is a sign next to the bed.

"I love to eat a** and p*ssy!

Last one out untie my hand"

There is a tip jar with 10 quarters.

Later, my gf says nothin.

Was it her?
If not, was it really just worth a quarter?
I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?

oh lmao

Terrible Lizard · 09-13-2009, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by End User

This has been bothering me on a couple of levels.

My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later.

What can I say, she's HOT!

Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam.

Im cold, its been a while.

I hear some noises.

Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind.

I go the distance, ya know?

Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while.

Then she goes again!

Shes never done that so soon!

She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out!

My hand gets untied, door slams.

I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs.

There is a sign next to the bed.

"I love to eat a** and p*ssy!

Last one out untie my hand"

There is a tip jar with 10 quarters.

Later, my gf says nothin.

Was it her?
If not, was it really just worth a quarter?
I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?

And that's where babies come from.

Dr.Seussicide · 09-13-2009, 07:46 PM

They come from cum

Burning Down · 09-13-2009, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

They come from cum

pourmeanother · 09-13-2009, 09:36 PM

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WWWP · 09-14-2009, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard

And that's where babies come from.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

They come from cum

Holy shit!

Piss Me Off · 09-14-2009, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pourmeanother

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The avatar says it all!

09-13-2009, 10:44 AM	#1541 (permalink)
End User Groupie Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 0	Was I used? This has been bothering me on a couple of levels. My gf saw me flirting, and I foolishly let her tie me in the motel later. What can I say, she's HOT! Anyway, Im spread eagled on the bed naked, ropes tight, and she blindfolds me and puts plugs in my ears. I hear muffled laghter and maybe the door slam. Im cold, its been a while. I hear some noises. Now, my gf has always liked my tongue on her front and back, so I don't think too much of it when my face is straddled and she wants action. As long as she dont squeeze my you-know too hard for more spirit I dont mind. I go the distance, ya know? Im sweaty, tired, she gets off, pause, I catch my breath a while. Then she goes again! Shes never done that so soon! She repeats 10 times, and Im ready to pass out! My hand gets untied, door slams. I work myself free, take off ropes, blindfold, earplugs. There is a sign next to the bed. "I love to eat a** and p*ssy! Last one out untie my hand" There is a tip jar with 10 quarters. Later, my gf says nothin. Was it her? If not, was it really just worth a quarter? I could understand on the last couple, my jaw was sore. But the rest?

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