The Sexual Experience Thread

[Kevorkian Logic]

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

*all caps* OH MY GOD, COREY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!

lololol

[duga]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I have a hand fetish that's really getting out of hand

lol

This is one of my features I am pleased with since I have found you are not alone in your hand fetish. Girls like big hands (at least a few that I know, anyway...).

I think that is how I got my last girlfriend...I feel bad for the tiny handed folk.

[MAStudent]

Originally Posted by duga

This is one of my features I am pleased with since I have found you are not alone in your hand fetish. Girls like big hands (at least a few that I know, anyway...).

I think that is how I got my last girlfriend...I feel bad for the tiny handed folk.

There is a hamburger commercial in the US. Cracks me up every time. My bass player has small hands, reminds me of him.


Also, bath room stuff is not sexual at all to me. Pee, poop, no thanks. I suppose its all in the same area there, and *things are bound to go wrong sometimes, but in itself thats not sexy.



*My dad's friend had a new Caddillac. Apprenty some girl he met at the bar was really impressed. He did her in the ass in the back seat, and when he pulled it out, she **** all over his new caddy's back seat, and he had a Lima Bean on the end of his ****!


aaaaahhhhh!!!

[Farfisa]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I have a hand fetish that's really getting out of hand

lol

Paloma got fingered, and it was geeewwd.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by MAStudent

There is a hamburger commercial in the US. Cracks me up every time. My bass player has small hands, reminds me of him.


Also, bath room stuff is not sexual at all to me. Pee, poop, no thanks. I suppose its all in the same area there, and *things are bound to go wrong sometimes, but in itself thats not sexy.



*My dad's friend had a new Caddillac. Apprenty some girl he met at the bar was really impressed. He did her in the ass in the back seat, and when he pulled it out, she **** all over his new caddy's back seat, and he had a Lima Bean on the end of his ****!


aaaaahhhhh!!!

A Lima bean!?!?

Disgusting!

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

Paloma got fingered, and it was geeewwd.

I hate being fingered
I just really like hands

Also N O CORRELATION TO PENISES I JUST LIKE HANDS

[CAPTAIN CAVEMAN]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I hate being fingered
I just really like hands

Also N O CORRELATION TO PENISES I JUST LIKE HANDS

what sort of man was your father?

[333]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I hate being fingered
I just really like hands

Also N O CORRELATION TO PENISES I JUST LIKE HANDS

Whoa, I was just joking about the dick PMs. Chill, Cappy McCaps. Also, I think people were just getting the wrong idea because your hand fetish was discussed in the sexual experience thread. No worries, friend. I thought it was refreshing for a bit. Foot fetishes are, like, so old news.

Now more on topic:
I loved being fingered. There's a certain way they can touch the g-spot that the penis can't quite mimic. Don't get me wrong. I love the dick, too.

[duga]

Originally Posted by 333

Now more on topic:
I loved being fingered. There's a certain way they can touch the g-spot that the penis can't quite mimic. Don't get me wrong. I love the dick, too.

I like girls that like being fingered because I am damn good at it. Even if my performance was a bit off, when I was done my girlfriend (well...ex) would just have me finger her for a while. Everyone got out satisfied.

[333]

Originally Posted by duga

I like girls that like being fingered because I am damn good at it. Even if my performance was a bit off, when I was done my girlfriend (well...ex) would just have me finger her for a while. Everyone got out satisfied.

I lost my virginity to a finger. He had a small penis.