The Sexual Experience Thread

[duga]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

Or who wank a bit but not a lot, which leads to build up requiring release. It's not relevant to someones competence.

I never had one until my first year of college...my girlfriend and I decided to do the long distance thing since she was going to attend the same college the next year, but it was 4 months between any action. I would have the most intense sex dreams I've ever had about her...and...well...it happened. I heard about it in high school, but never thought it would happen to me. I was very surprised...but I won't lie, they were some very good dreams.

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by crash_override

I've never understood this talk about "wet dreams", I've dreamt about sex hundreds of times, yet never woken up with sticky britches. Maybe I'm just weird.

Same. Except, I haven't dreamt about it 'hundreds' of times.. But still.

[Harry]

Originally Posted by crash_override

I've never understood this talk about "wet dreams", I've dreamt about sex hundreds of times, yet never woken up with sticky britches. Maybe I'm just weird.

mate, don't mind me saying, but it's probably cos you wank before bed and are all emptied out already.

Then again, I've only had a wee handful and you aint missing much save waddling to the toilets for a change like a baby with a dirty nappie

[crash_override]

Originally Posted by Harry

mate, don't mind me saying, but it's probably cos you wank before bed and are all emptied out already.

Then again, I've only had a wee handful and you aint missing much save waddling to the toilets for a change like a baby with a dirty nappie

Thats probably true for the most part. But even when I joined the military and couldn't jerk it for like 4 months staright, I never had a wet dream. I guess my subconscious just isn't strong enough to get me there.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by crash_override

Thats probably true for the most part. But even when I joined the military and couldn't jerk it for like 4 months staright, I never had a wet dream. I guess my subconscious just isn't strong enough to get me there.

It's also possible that you wake up due to the physical sensation and never get the chance to hose down the sheets. But that's assuming you have sex dreams at all.

When I went through basic I didn't yank on it for the whole 9 weeks and I never had a wet dream... but I was in an all male environment so I guess there really wasn't anything stimulating to begin with.

[crash_override]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

It's also possible that you wake up due to the physical sensation and never get the chance to hose down the sheets. But that's assuming you have sex dreams at all.

When I went through basic I didn't yank on it for the whole 9 weeks and I never had a wet dream... but I was in an all male environment so I guess there really wasn't anything stimulating to begin with.

You obviously never had your lady friends mail you nudie pics then. We used to pass those things around like mad. I had plenty to think about, just never enough time alone to jerk it.

Maybe I do wake up before the climax, I always have had a tendency to do that. In any dreams, not just sexual.

[NSW]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Freebase is very right, though: you just cross your legs while sitting in a chair, and slowly squeeze your legs together, focusing the pressure around your clitoris area, and holding the squeeze for around...hmm...let me see...oh, yes....3 seconds. (Kegels are optional!) Then relax completely, and around 8 seconds later repeat the squeezing and holding. After doing this a number of times (I'll count, next time, so I can give a better report) you can eventually work up to an orgasm. (Practice makes it easier to do.) You can then have no-hands orgasms while sitting in lecture and taking notes, while at work ostensibly working, and while typing at the computer, even . Usually during the last several minutes leading up to orgasm, though, you have to concentrate and c a n ' t ty p[ e v e ry w e L aJLSa;siel

So I just have to say, today I was in a meeting, getting yelled at by the owner of the company for not making enough sales, and decided that instead of feeling all depressed and upset, I would try this little technique you're talking about here. Have to say, while I didn't achieve full orgasm, it did get my blood pumping and make the meeting ALOT easier to sit through. I'm going to have to practice at my desk some more, while making sales calls.

Originally Posted by Vanilla

This is for the girls:

Have you every woken up completely soaking wet after dreaming about sex? I suppose it could be considered a female wet dream? I did that this morning and I was like bloody hell I need some action.

Yes. Yes I have.

[Anteater]

[ElephantSack]

You know, one could conjure several mental images/implications from your name and your posting in this thread...

[Rickenbacker]

Originally Posted by ElephantSack

You know, one could conjure several mental images/implications from your name and your posting in this thread...

Says the guy named Elephant Sack.