The Sexual Experience Thread

[James]

Yay can we have lollipops I want the green one *claps*

[The Fascinating Turnip]

Originally Posted by james44754

Yay can we have lollipops I want the green one *claps*

Not in the sexual experience thread...it's inappropriate.

[James]

rofl

[Arya Stark]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

It's better that you're making that specific observation here than in unrelated threads is all I'm saying.

Except when we're talking about Amandria's boobs. Very related when she posts pictures of them in the member gallery. hehe

Hahaha, I had to read that a couple of times. It looked something like this:

ksjdhksjhdfkskd sdfhsofdig woidfswodigfo saodifsjdoi Amandria's boobs. ksjadksjadg sfvlskjhfvkjsfv sldvkijs dvisjdovisjfvjads fvosivbjhhdsofvbh. hehe.

[thisisnotinagaddadavidaho]

Originally Posted by boo boo

No self respecting proggie considers Iron Butterfly prog. They were just a bunch of stoned hippies who forgot how to end a song.

hur hur you're a music snob. I'm not a prog rocker, I'm not an acid head, I'm not a grunger, I'm not a skinhead, you can think of any label, and I am not that. I listen to good music. who gives a flip what you call it. How can you be into that sort of music, good music, and not think the same? That's dumb. I thought people into psychedelia, prog, general awesomeness = awesome people. Looks like I'll have to rework the formula. You dont even get the music man. Dont listen to it anymore I'm forbidding you. it's forbidden. I banish you from the realm of awesomeness.


Ah man sorry about that but it is the music forum after all. Back on topic anyway, ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhfffff I had some mega super mecha sex last night. My girlfriends friend came to stay. And I did sex with them all over the floor took us 3 hours to construct it cos I lost the instructions. And then they felt sad about something and started hugging each other. And I think the thermostat broke cos they took off all their clothes. And they was licking all over, that bloody shower must be broke again. Nothing in this stupid house works. But at least the sex is good. Im gonna order another one for tonight while they give each massages from a long day at work. I'll let you all know how it goes. Over and out people tango tango bravo tango fanta sprite bravo coca cola

[The Fascinating Turnip]

Originally Posted by thisisnotinagaddadavidaho

hur hur you're a music snob. I'm not a prog rocker, I'm not an acid head, I'm not a grunger, I'm not a skinhead, you can think of any label, and I am not that. I listen to good music. who gives a flip what you call it. How can you be into that sort of music, good music, and not think the same? That's dumb. I thought people into psychedelia, prog, general awesomeness = awesome people. Looks like I'll have to rework the formula. You dont even get the music man. Dont listen to it anymore I'm forbidding you. it's forbidden. I banish you from the realm of awesomeness.


Ah man sorry about that but it is the music forum after all. Back on topic anyway, ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhfffff I had some mega super mecha sex last night. My girlfriends friend came to stay. And I did sex with them all over the floor took us 3 hours to construct it cos I lost the instructions. And then they felt sad about something and started hugging each other. And I think the thermostat broke cos they took off all their clothes. And they was licking all over, that bloody shower must be broke again. Nothing in this stupid house works. But at least the sex is good. Im gonna order another one for tonight while they give each massages from a long day at work. I'll let you all know how it goes. Over and out people tango tango bravo tango fanta sprite bravo coca cola

Oh bollocks, I'm gasping for air.

[thisisnotinagaddadavidaho]

that was a bit harsh actually. you can listen to it, but, only if you listen properly.

[gunnels]

The last few pages of this thread are absolute gold.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by thisisnotinagaddadavidaho

hur hur you're a music snob. I'm not a prog rocker, I'm not an acid head, I'm not a grunger, I'm not a skinhead, you can think of any label, and I am not that. I listen to good music. who gives a flip what you call it. How can you be into that sort of music, good music, and not think the same? That's dumb. I thought people into psychedelia, prog, general awesomeness = awesome people. Looks like I'll have to rework the formula. You dont even get the music man. Dont listen to it anymore I'm forbidding you. it's forbidden. I banish you from the realm of awesomeness.


Ah man sorry about that but it is the music forum after all. Back on topic anyway, ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhfffff I had some mega super mecha sex last night. My girlfriends friend came to stay. And I did sex with them all over the floor took us 3 hours to construct it cos I lost the instructions. And then they felt sad about something and started hugging each other. And I think the thermostat broke cos they took off all their clothes. And they was licking all over, that bloody shower must be broke again. Nothing in this stupid house works. But at least the sex is good. Im gonna order another one for tonight while they give each massages from a long day at work. I'll let you all know how it goes. Over and out people tango tango bravo tango fanta sprite bravo coca cola

Oh. My. God.

[Zaqarbal]

Originally Posted by thisisnotinagaddadavidaho

(...) My girlfriends friend came to stay. (..)

That's a nice kind of bisexuality, really. Two girlfriends.