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Old 05-03-2010, 11:56 AM   #2651 (permalink)
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In my humble opinionion, girls should love the splunk of those they love.
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:59 AM   #2652 (permalink)
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That's pretty much vile guys....
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:04 PM   #2653 (permalink)
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I love corn, but putting semen on my food is completely unnappealing
I knew a girl in high school who would put semen on toast.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:23 PM   #2654 (permalink)
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Where did she get the semen from?
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:41 PM   #2655 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:42 PM   #2656 (permalink)
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Where did she get the semen from?
She was kind of the school slut
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:59 PM   #2657 (permalink)
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Oh I see. It wasn't really where she got it from. It was more like... why the **** would she make toast then get someone to spunk on it? and how on earth would you figure out you like toast n spunk? :| not cool.
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:51 PM   #2658 (permalink)
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I knew a girl in high school who would put semen on toast.
That sounds too much like one of those "high school rumors" rather than truth. I'm sure she was a slut, but because of that some clever ass hole started running around going "hey man, you know what she does for breakfast? she has the guy she was with that night blow his load on her toast!!!"

Poor girl. She probably just really liked sex.
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:56 PM   #2659 (permalink)
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That sounds too much like one of those "high school rumors" rather than truth. I'm sure she was a slut, but because of that some clever ass hole started running around going "hey man, you know what she does for breakfast? she has the guy she was with that night blow his load on her toast!!!"

Poor girl. She probably just really liked sex.
Or toast, and she didn't care what the spread was.

I heard one of them silly rumours, but it's actually spread like wild fire. There's a group about it on Facebook and there's shit loads of members. Doubt it's true but it has 26,857 members and it started because of 2 people in a college near me.
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Old 05-03-2010, 02:18 PM   #2660 (permalink)
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That sounds too much like one of those "high school rumors" rather than truth. I'm sure she was a slut, but because of that some clever ass hole started running around going "hey man, you know what she does for breakfast? she has the guy she was with that night blow his load on her toast!!!"

Poor girl. She probably just really liked sex.
She said it herself once, but maybe she was just feeding into the rumours to get attention.
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