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Old 05-19-2010, 07:56 PM   #2701 (permalink)
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Well someone with unbelievably pert, symmetrical boobies, would be a downer
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 05-19-2010, 07:58 PM   #2702 (permalink)
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No that's about right.
I was in a 3-folk-scenario when I was in AIT that involved me, another guy, and a drunk club chick. I couldn't give a damn less about how big or small the other guy's penis was. I don't think I even saw it the whole time. I was pretty drunk though, but still... the most important thing was getting my nut. All other observances were secondary.



see, that's what i was thinkin. and besides, really, if i was ever in that situation, i'd hope the guys would be more focused on doing the deed than comparing the size of their parts. just sayin...
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:00 PM   #2703 (permalink)
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No that's about right.
I was in a 3-folk-scenario when I was in AIT that involved me, another guy, and a drunk club chick. I couldn't give a damn less about how big or small the other guy's penis was. I don't think I even saw it the whole time. I was pretty drunk though, but still... the most important thing was getting my nut. All other observances were secondary.
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:00 PM   #2704 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:05 PM   #2705 (permalink)
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You talkin to me or kayleigh? because one's more creepy than the other.
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:06 PM   #2706 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:09 PM   #2707 (permalink)
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I was hoping he was talking to Freebase.
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:09 PM   #2708 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:14 PM   #2709 (permalink)
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Ah! Not me!
I don't actually go out looking for 3somes with a dude in the mix. That was the first time and the girl actually left the club with me and the other guy in tow saying "My way or the highway" like over and over again.
But I can sacrifice my pride for a nice piece. Especially when I'm drunk.
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I don't actually go out looking for 3somes with a dude in the mix. That was the first time and the girl actually left the club with me and the other guy in tow saying "My way or the highway" like over and over again.
I can sacrifice my pride for a nice piece. Especially when I'm drunk.
Yeah that's what they all say.
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