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Old 07-18-2010, 11:35 AM   #2941 (permalink)
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Either she thinks all of this is sinful and has to repent all the time or she doesn't think sex was invented by satan and that masturbation is an express ticket to eternal hellfire, making her a functional human being who isn't likely to pull out an uzi in a shopping mall whenever the mood strikes her.

Gonna take a shot in the dark guess and say it's probably the latter.
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Old 07-18-2010, 05:49 PM   #2942 (permalink)
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Okay so I've scrolled back a few pages and it seems that most of the discussion is about leg hair, what about hair in the private region? What's guys' opinions on that? (if you haven't already discussed it, sorry)
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Old 07-18-2010, 05:51 PM   #2943 (permalink)
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Okay so I've scrolled back a few pages and it seems that most of the discussion is about leg hair, what about hair in the private region? What's guys' opinions on that? (if you haven't already discussed it, sorry)
For me, as long as the snatch isn't 70's/80's snatch, I'm good.
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Old 07-18-2010, 05:52 PM   #2944 (permalink)
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Okay so I've scrolled back a few pages and it seems that most of the discussion is about leg hair, what about hair in the private region? What's guys' opinions on that? (if you haven't already discussed it, sorry)
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Old 07-18-2010, 05:53 PM   #2945 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2010, 07:06 PM   #2946 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2010, 07:07 PM   #2947 (permalink)
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Okay so I've scrolled back a few pages and it seems that most of the discussion is about leg hair, what about hair in the private region? What's guys' opinions on that? (if you haven't already discussed it, sorry)
Trimmed short, purely out of pragmatism to prevent flossing. No preference in general aesthetics but completely hairless looks a little ... pre-pubescent.
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Old 07-18-2010, 07:11 PM   #2948 (permalink)
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As long as it's not overly hairy, it doesn't bother me at all. Shaven haven's don't do much for me. A woman should look like a woman and not a 12 year old. Men look terrible downstairs generally regarding hair so why is it different for women?

All the men on here saying " I only like hair like this" etc are talking out of their ass. I'm sure you wouldn't complain at 2 am with their legs at quarter past nine.
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All the men on here saying " I only like hair like this" etc are talking out of their ass. I'm sure you wouldn't complain at 2 am with their legs at quarter past nine.
The girls of my generation that are 16-19 all shave, or at least most of them seem to. So I'm not used to hairiness down there, it would be weird. Even at 2am... I guess I'd soldier through if it came to it. But I'd MUCH rather avoid it being in that situation.
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Old 07-18-2010, 07:24 PM   #2950 (permalink)
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The girls of my generation that are 16-19 all shave, or at least most of them seem to. So I'm not used to hairiness down there, it would be weird. Even at 2am... I guess I'd soldier through if it came to it. But I'd MUCH rather avoid it being in that situation.
ROFL. I am sure you would question it at that time of night. It must be a right slog through if they weren't plucked to perfection?

I think this would be one of the last things I would think about.

She likes my music taste. We share similar views politically. She has a great smile. She has a great body. Urrr no she is too hairy- it's over!

Long term maybe suggest things as she should do too but c'mon! Unless you are all studs and I'm just out of touch.
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