The Sexual Experience Thread

[anticipation]

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I don't get ridiculously drunk often, but I do like to drink often. I only get ridiculously drunk when I'm a bit depressed. (Probably not good for me, but whatever, it happens)

Anyway, I was at a such party and fairly depressed a few days ago. I didn't know a lot of the people there, so people wanted to play a drinking game for an icebreaker, something I usually don't bother with, but I decided to be social and go on with the game, so at least then I'd have an excuse to get sh*tty drunk.

Well, I wound up playing Kings, and a friend of mine made the rule that whenever your cell phone goes off, you have to finish your beer. We weren't allowed to turn our phones off, call, or text to warn people not to call us, and I kept getting Facebook updates because I'd updated my status a few minutes before the rule. Needless to say, I drank a lot.

I ended up puking a bit, then went downstairs where this girl I've kind of been into for a long time showed up. She got a little drunk, but I was gone. And then she started flirting with me.

We ended up in the guest bedroom, and I definitely had to leave in the middle of things to puke, stumbled back in, she was still feeling it, and then I totally had to go puke AGAIN and that time ruined it.

I really regret drinking that much. I'll never forget that experience, though. Ehhh.

that story had everything; awkward social situations, terrible drinking games, sexual frustration, stomach acid, and basement flirting.

you're like, our generation's william burroughs or something...

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Fark the tags in this thread crack me up.

[Toao]

I do have to point out, the internet seems like an awesome place to hook up.

Unfortunately, I've been spoken for longer than the internet.

when I was young, what we used to use was called "The Hotline"

you would dial 1, 4 times. I said "dial" too.

A recording would say "the number you have dialed..." and do it for times, then the tape would rewind.

As it would rewind, you could hear people shouting in the background. You'd ask for a number, talk, and if it seemed like it would work, meet up.


And Vanilla, I saw your picture. On a scale of 1-10, you're at least a 12.

[Stones]

I only had one hetrosexual experiance but have been gay all my life. The one one hetrosexual experiance was with a tranny so it might not count.

[Toao]

That's a tough call. Technically it's still a guy, until the surgery.

There is one thing I always found strange about Australia. Au, Canada, and the US all basically came from Britain. Americans, & Canadians of course had problems with the indigenous people, but now, a few hundred years later, a lot of Americans and Canadians have at least some Indian blood. We had our differences, but in the end, we got along to the point of mixing together & breeding, and accepting each other.

Australia on the other hand, has never seemed to embrace their indigenous people, the Aborigines. And you almost never see Australians mixed with them.

[simplephysics]

Originally Posted by Toao

There is one thing I always found strange about Australia. Au, Canada, and the US all basically came from Britain. Americans, & Canadians of course had problems with the indigenous people, but now, a few hundred years later, a lot of Americans and Canadians have at least some Indian blood. We had our differences, but in the end, we got along to the point of mixing together & breeding, and accepting each other.

Understatement of the century?

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Toao

There is one thing I always found strange about Australia. Au, Canada, and the US all basically came from Britain. Americans, & Canadians of course had problems with the indigenous people, but now, a few hundred years later, a lot of Americans and Canadians have at least some Indian blood. We had our differences, but in the end, we got along to the point of mixing together & breeding, and accepting each other.

If you call one group of people being nearly wiped out, broken down and overrun by another group of people "accepting each other" then sure, I guess.

[FETCHER.]

kayleighs confused friend in the tags lol?

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Haha Kiki I have vanilla got slut, can anyone explain that to me?

[s_k]

A sex topic. Who had expected that.
Let's see...
Sexual experiences, well I have been together with the same girl for six years. We broke up in september 2009. Before that I mainly fooled around a bit. Not too much there.

Sexual activity, not much lately either.
I don't just go around having sex with anyone, so it might take some time before I get to see some action. I'll just have to live with that .
It's not like I'm old fashioned. My girlfiend used to have a relation with another girl when we were together and I don't even think you have to be in a relationship to have sex.
But I myself refuse to have sex with someone I don't care about or love. Just doesn't seem right to me. I don't mind having 'occasional' sex with female friends with whom I don't have a relationship.
But since all my female friends are seeing someone now, there's not much chance .

Maybe fun to tell: I lost my virginity during the night of my 20th birthday. We started having sex when I was 19, but we continued till past midnight. Nice present