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Old 03-06-2017, 03:52 PM   #11851 (permalink)
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If he's on the horn, yes. You have a 50/50 percent chance of good **** coming your way if he's a pianist, drummer, or bassist.
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Old 03-06-2017, 03:52 PM   #11852 (permalink)
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i have to go to a local jazz show tonight for a class assignment, its a white guy playing so i bet it's gonna suck.
Boo him. Loudly. Bring tomatoes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-06-2017, 07:37 PM   #11853 (permalink)
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One good... (skip to ~1:50ish)


One bad...
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:06 PM   #11854 (permalink)
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One good... (skip to ~1:50ish)


So many photoshop opportunities.

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Holy ****.
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:25 PM   #11855 (permalink)
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One bad...
Those are some long winded expletives.
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Old 03-06-2017, 08:43 PM   #11856 (permalink)
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Awesome follow up Frown. *thumbs up* Do you know what that instrument is? I actually just played this in plug last night:




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Old 03-06-2017, 11:44 PM   #11857 (permalink)
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This is the college assignment I mixed and mastered for somebody.

https://soundcloud.com/eatmypiggypie/the-process
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Old 03-07-2017, 08:44 AM   #11858 (permalink)
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The nieces they loved Uncle Sid
He'd honour whatever they bid
He asked, before bed,
'What tale should be read?'
'Uncle Remus' they cried
And he did.
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Old 03-07-2017, 08:47 AM   #11859 (permalink)
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The nieces they loved Uncle Sid
He'd honour whatever they bid
He asked, before bed,
'What tale should be read?'
'Uncle Remus' they cried
And he did.
i don't get it

they want to read uncle remus ?
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Old 03-07-2017, 08:50 AM   #11860 (permalink)
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i don't get it

they want to read uncle remus ?
Wo, are we movin' too slow?
Have you seen us,
Uncle Remus . . .
We look pretty sharp in these clothes (yes, we do)
Unless we get sprayed with a hose
It ain't bad in the day
If they squirt it your way
'Cept in the winter, when it's froze
An' it's hard if it hits
On yer nose
On yer nose
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