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[Plankton]

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You look good in skin tight jeans
I want to touch your jelly beans

[Lucem Ferre]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I thought insomnia was a different issue


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Insomnia is a huge symptom of bipolar disorder. Usually means you're going through a manic episode.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Insomnia is a huge symptom of bipolar disorder. Usually means you're going through a manic episode.

Before I started taking sleeping pills I had crippling insomnia. Runs in my family. Pills have solved the problem for years but I love the special sleep I get if I get some without pills.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Insomnia is a huge symptom of bipolar disorder. Usually means you're going through a manic episode.

It's also a symptom of depression.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Frownland

It's also a symptom of depression.

Yeah, too little or too much sleep

After I quit teaching I would sometimes sleep 20 hours a day

CUE SPRINGSTEEN: glory days

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by elphenor

this is a strange thing to complain about now

You write stupid.

[Lucem Ferre]

jazzy r&b with the sound of rainstorms is a good aesthetic

Edit: I wanna say jazz music and rainy days go together really well but I don't know or listen to enough jazz music to make that claim.

[OccultHawk]

Excuse me gorgeous..
Just maxin lookin for hoes why'know relaxin
Met this redbone Jasmine midtown Manhattan
Shot a verb that tranked her nerves calm words
Massaged the mentals made her pussycat purr
Sweet Love you look miraculous brown eyes passionate
High cheekboned Tommy Girl cologne you smashin it
Jump in take a spin destination Staten
I have you home by ten, Shorty started laughin
She replied, "Street, you ever ride while you drive?"
I looked puzzled, and said, "Nah baby why?"
She pressed up, grabbed my dick, threw her dress up
Cocked her legs, cold ****ed my head up
Now I'm deep in it, flyin past the speed limit
Out of control, still whippin it, steadily hittin it
Deep strokin, one hand on the wheel, blunt smokin
Lovin how it feel, Sweet Love you got me open, what?
Love is love Love, love is love Love
Love is love Love, love is love Love
We connected like a train from the first ordeal
I stepped to her with the passion as I kept things real
but like, sex was on my mind like, *** was in my pants
I flashed my fronts on her, like if I had a chance
She said, "Ain't you Cappadonna from the Wu-Tang Clan?"
I said, "Yeah, mad gear plus the small white band
Sweet Love, I want your pussy can I be your man?
Stripped to the bare essentials let me **** you if I can
Sweet Love, from your nipples to your pussy nub"
Sweet Love, love is Love, love is love Love
It's a full moon, we in the bedroom, thoughts consumed
by the passion, slow jam tunes and body action
My finger's on the clit splashin, your pussy lips
got you spazzin, love juices, marinatin
in your satins, sexy ass, I get some like my old dad
I love my women bad, with just a little touch of class
Youse the Star by far, look at you Ma
Shake your thang-thang girlfriend, you SheShe Lefrea!
Whattup, went to beat it up, I'm not the one to eat it up
but the type to hit it raw dawg and seed it up
We talk without sayin nuttin, you told me if I came through
you'd gimme som'in, now we lockin ass
Pullin hair and talkin trash, how you like it
slow or fast? She said, "I like it when it last"
No doubt, you got the best trout there can be
Not an everyday, average, Chicken of the Sea, candidate for H.I.V.
You'd rather deal with monogamy
Queen to be held, Black Mahogany
You're bout to bust damnit, sugar walls comin down
Now you can't stand it, you've been touched
That's when I felt the blood rush
Gettin closer and closer with every thrust, take me there
Volcano's about to erupt, I love you much
"Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts"

[OccultHawk]

I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Yeah, I've got a feeling.
Oh please believe me, I'd hate to miss the train
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
And if you leave me I won't be late again
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Yeah, I've got a feeling, yeah.
All these years I've been wandering around,
Wondering how come nobody told me
All that I was looking for was somebody
Who looked like you.
I've got a feeling, that keeps me on my toes
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I've got a feeling, I think that everybody knows
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I've got a feeling, yeah.
Yeah
Ev'rybody had a hard year
Ev'rybody had a good time
Ev'rybody had a wet dream,
Ev'rybody saw the sunshine
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Ev'rybody had a good year,
Ev'rybody let their hair down,
Ev'rybody pulled their socks up,
Ev'rybody put their foot down.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah I've got a feeling
A feeling deep inside
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide
Oh no
Oh no no no
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I've got a feeling
I've got a feeling

[Pet_Sounds]

Drink up baby, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The potential you'll be that you never see
The promises you only make
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you OK, and drive them away
The images stuck in your head
People you've been before
That you don't want around anymore
That push and shove and don't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
Drink up baby, look at the stars
I'll kiss you again, between the bars
Where I'm seeing you there with your hands in the air
Waiting to fin'lly be caught
Drink up one more time and I'll make you mine
Keep you apart, deep in my heart
Separate from the rest, where I like you the best
And keep the things you forgot
People you've been before
That you don't want around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still