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Old 08-02-2020, 07:29 PM   #26481 (permalink)
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Bike? What are you, 12? Join adult civilization and get a car, blast the AC, and you won't have to worry about your itchy nipples. And oh yeah, **** the environment.
I don't much like cars. Terrible situational awareness and coordination. Back when I had a car I actually ran right off the road into a field while going down an off ramp in the rain.
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Old 08-03-2020, 04:54 AM   #26482 (permalink)
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Nailed it.
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Old 08-03-2020, 06:33 PM   #26483 (permalink)
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How dare you put that Kermit voice in my brain.
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Old 08-04-2020, 07:06 AM   #26485 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2020, 08:12 AM   #26486 (permalink)
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I don't much like cars. Terrible situational awareness and coordination. Back when I had a car I actually ran right off the road into a field while going down an off ramp in the rain.
What? Lol how the ****...
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Old 08-04-2020, 08:32 AM   #26487 (permalink)
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It's called 'Driving too fast for conditions', and you can get a ticket for that.

He needs to learn how to depth perception.
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Old 08-04-2020, 10:05 AM   #26488 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2020, 10:26 AM   #26489 (permalink)
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It's called 'Driving too fast for conditions', and you can get a ticket for that.

He needs to learn how to depth perception.
Turn on some Gary Numan while he's at it.

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Old 08-04-2020, 10:44 AM   #26490 (permalink)
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Turn on some Gary Numan while he's at it.

Maybe put on The Red Rocker's "I Can't Drive 55", but turn it off after the part where he says drive.
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