The Gentleman's Club

Akira · 04-01-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mandelorean

This is the guy thread. Why the hell am I even here......

Misplaced the mop?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-01-2010, 02:35 PM

Getting my sandwich

right-track · 04-01-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Piss Me Off

Can you bicker with Google?

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**Janszoon** · 04-01-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Harry

You're all whipped. Feck shaving or trimming... she's lucky she's getting the log at all, damned well better handle the forest!

I think it's great that this was posted by someone named Harry.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-01-2010, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Getting my sandwich

/high fives

Oh ****, I'm a chick too.

~~Harry~~ · 04-03-2010, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I think it's great that this was posted by someone named Harry.

MAStudent · 04-05-2010, 12:53 AM

assman

like boobs just big enough to be round. like pretty bignipples though. Not the arreola, the actual nipple.

Like an ass that looks like a bicep flexing when it walks

~~Harry~~ · 04-05-2010, 12:54 AM

when.. it walks?

MAStudent · 04-05-2010, 01:05 AM

OK, so this is an artsy music forum, but really, I want this:

Comfortable stuffed easy chair with other dude friends also in their chairs in a rough circle. Some Crown Royal with ice and just a little water to thin it. Huge joint we occasionally pass around, not to get too stupid, just feel nice.

Athletic lady about 5'7" with slim waist and bicep-like ass cheeks, long legs, wearing small black lace panties hooked with snaps to tall stockings. High heels. The ass cheeks come out from under the panties. See through sheer black tank top/ half shirt matching lower stuff. Firm C tits with large nipples protruding through shirt.

Long hair but up in bun held by fancy chopsticks, prominent cheekbones and jaw line. Large lips, green or blue eyes. Hair color doesn't matter.

The other guys have their girl of choice as we discuss important things. My girl brings me another Crown when I need it. Rubs my shoulders for a few minutes before walking away in front of me so I can watch her walk away.

After the men visit for a while, I take her to a private room and wear her out.

Hows that?

MAStudent · 04-05-2010, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Harry

when.. it walks?

it= the ass

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MAStudent Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Eureka, CA Posts: 87	assman like boobs just big enough to be round. like pretty bignipples though. Not the arreola, the actual nipple. Like an ass that looks like a bicep flexing when it walks

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~~Harry~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Leith Posts: 72	when.. it walks?

04-05-2010, 01:05 AM	#159 (permalink)
MAStudent Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Eureka, CA Posts: 87	OK, so this is an artsy music forum, but really, I want this: Comfortable stuffed easy chair with other dude friends also in their chairs in a rough circle. Some Crown Royal with ice and just a little water to thin it. Huge joint we occasionally pass around, not to get too stupid, just feel nice. Athletic lady about 5'7" with slim waist and bicep-like ass cheeks, long legs, wearing small black lace panties hooked with snaps to tall stockings. High heels. The ass cheeks come out from under the panties. See through sheer black tank top/ half shirt matching lower stuff. Firm C tits with large nipples protruding through shirt. Long hair but up in bun held by fancy chopsticks, prominent cheekbones and jaw line. Large lips, green or blue eyes. Hair color doesn't matter. The other guys have their girl of choice as we discuss important things. My girl brings me another Crown when I need it. Rubs my shoulders for a few minutes before walking away in front of me so I can watch her walk away. After the men visit for a while, I take her to a private room and wear her out. Hows that?