The Confessional Thread

[John Wilkes Booth]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I would pay to have been privy to this conversation.

i can't wait to bring this up at the next family get together. "guys, i was wrong, they don't **** animals. they **** people in animal costumes. so it's cool."

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

yea but it seems weird to me. it's like having a midget fetish but only liking the sorta tall midgets.

I have a thing for lady-men, but only if they look so much like chicks that other than the penis you'd never know the difference. Otherwise the illusion is ruined and I'm done. People are weird.

[Thelonious Monkey]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I have a thing for lady-men, but only if they look so much like chicks that other than the penis you'd never know the difference. Otherwise the illusion is ruined and I'm done. People are weird.

For your pleasure.

[John Wilkes Booth]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I have a thing for lady-men, but only if they look so much like chicks that other than the penis you'd never know the difference. Otherwise the illusion is ruined and I'm done. People are weird.

that sounds to me like really you are attracted by their lady parts and are willing to take on a dick to get there since you're desperate.

unless you can tell me that if you take the hottest lady-man you can find, that if you had a magic wand to turn his/her penis into a vagina it wouldn't somehow make him/her hotter.

[Thelonious Monkey]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

that sounds to me like really you are attracted by their lady parts and are willing to take on a dick to get there since you're desperate.

unless you can tell me that if you take the hottest lady-man you can find, that if you had a magic wand to turn his/her penis into a vagina it wouldn't somehow make him/her hotter.

He likes dick. It's as simple as that. Why like a woman with a dick, when you can like a woman without.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

that sounds to me like really you are attracted by their lady parts and are willing to take on a dick to get there since you're desperate.

unless you can tell me that if you take the hottest lady-man you can find, that if you had a magic wand to turn his/her penis into a vagina it wouldn't somehow make him/her hotter.

Simple. They're exotic.

[ladyislingering]

pretty sure a woman with a penis is the alpha-woman.

no monthly reproductive burdens.

[The Batlord]

But she has to shave five times as much.

[ladyislingering]

Good point.

I'd sell a kidney to get rid of my uterus, though.

[GuD]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

But she has to shave five times as much.

Not really. Unless they aren't taking hormones.