Stupid things you've done to attract the opposite sex

Queen Boo · 08-23-2011, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Wow, you're a real douche magnet. Tell them they suck, and maybe a non-douche will be like "Hey, this girl rules! I've been waiting for somebody to tell that prick he sucks for years now." Also, do The Robot in public. Guys who can't dance will worship you.

I kinda like douches though, that's my problem. I even kind of like guys that treat me like shit...

Mrd00d · 08-23-2011, 06:26 PM

^ This helps explain why I've never been on a date at the age of 23.

Makes me a bit mad or jealous or whatever, but what's wrong with you? Sorry.

FETCHER. · 08-23-2011, 06:33 PM

Douches don't take girls on dates in my experience.

Queen Boo · 08-23-2011, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

If a guy was discussing what Hogwarts house he would be in I'd be all over that ****.

Yeah but if he never asked you what house you'd be in or mentioned what house you'd be in after talking about what house he'd be in for 20 minutes and interrupted you when you said oh hey, yea, I think I'd be a cross between Huff-
"WAIT I HAVE MOAR 2 SAY!!!!!!!!!!!" :P

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Originally Posted by Mrd00d

^ This helps explain why I've never been on a date at the age of 23.

Makes me a bit mad or jealous or whatever, but what's wrong with you? Sorry.

Mad daddy issues yo. Not all girls are like me, I've been told most Hooter waitresses are though.

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Douches don't take girls on dates in my experience.

I dunno, it's not like they buy me anything or take me anywhere. I've never dated a boy with money or a car. And I really don't want that. It's not important to me. If I wanted to see a movie, I'd pay for it myself. I guess it's cool that they look at me as a sexual object and a spill tray for every thought that pops into their heads rather than just a sexual object and I shouldn't be complaining so much because I have had some nice boyfriends but I really wish I had more people (not just romantic interests) in my life that valued the things I have to say and didn't just take advantage of my submissive instincts.

~~Farfisa~~ · 08-23-2011, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Aurora

Douches don't take girls on dates in my experience.

Well, excuse me for getting to know a girl and then having things develop. Maybe I should change that, it hasn't gotten me much sex lately.

Dayvan Cowboy · 08-23-2011, 08:24 PM

sometimes I dress up all fancy which is something I do when I go out in hopes of getting someone's attention. unfortunately, my idea of dressing up fancy never works because no matter what, I always look like a boy. Sometimes I purposely look like a boy because some people might be into it but that never works

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I wish I was the irresistible type

I try but I never succeed.

Mykonos · 08-24-2011, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tumor

I really wish I had more people (not just romantic interests) in my life that valued the things I have to say and didn't just take advantage of my submissive instincts.

I'd say you have everyone on this site, but I realise that's not what you're talking about. If you're careful and get to know every boy you go out with before you dedicate yourself to them, then I'm sure you'll eventually find someone who you really like.

Howard the Duck · 08-24-2011, 02:27 AM

i just try to look as shambolic as I can

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't

14232949 · 08-24-2011, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck

About 11 years ago (I'd have only been 11) there was a girl who used to live across the street from me, she and her family moved in about a month after we did and their background was similar to ours; they came from the same areas and knew alot of the same people we did, she in fact went to school with alot of people I hung around with but somehow we'd never met. She was 13, and I swear was the sexiest thing my young eyes had ever seen.

I had no game whatsoever. I was still in the mindset that you are when you're young, I just went up to her and asked if she wanted to be friends and that was how we started talking. She introduced me to music as a pastime really, before that I'd always only listened to the radio in the car, or whatever my parents were listening to. She showed me what music was cool at the time, and what she liked, stuff like Craig David and Eminem.

I listened and learned about the music, and more importantly her, for months. This is where it gets really bad though. I started watching the music channels... and taping songs that she liked onto VHS, so I could re watch them and try to learn the words.... to then sing them when she was around to get her attention more. The worst part was that I never knew what song was going to be next, so I'd sit around for hours watching the music channels for these songs, and then press record. I eventually built up an hour or more of her songs (none of which had the start of the song where I didnt react to the opening in time) and learned the words to them.

Then in some awkward Romeo and Juliet type scenario, we'd be watching her tv... her from inside and me outside the house with her shouting to me from where she was sitting, and when a song that she liked came on I was able to sing it for her as well as it being on tv.

I also saved up pocket money for weeks and built up to asking her out to eat somewhere, which wasnt made easy by the fact that SOMEHOW her parents and my parents knew I fancied her, and were teasing me about her non stop. I eventually did ask her out, I was shítting bricks though. I have never been so nervous about a girl in my life, she said yes though, and I took her to McDonalds (

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I got my first kiss from her shortly after my 12th birthday, that was a disaster as well though. We went to the park around the corner from where we lived and played basketball (I have no idea why). On the walk home she started holding my hand, then stopped me walking when there was no one around and we started kissing. I had no idea what I was doing really, there is the possibility I puckered , and may have got a boner as well

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Cheers for the read man. Good story.
So, how did the story progress after the first kiss?

Sorry, if you've already posted the answer, but I'm genuinely interested.

The Batlord · 08-24-2011, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Tumor

I really wish I had more people (not just romantic interests) in my life that valued the things I have to say and didn't just take advantage of my submissive instincts.

It's not gonna happen till you stop being so submissive. I have the same problem. I never really speak my mind and I'm easily manipulated, so I generally attract those who are looking for someone to manipulate. In the last couple years I basically had to break off contact with most of my friends because I just realized how shitty they all were.

08-23-2011, 06:26 PM	#62 (permalink)
Mrd00d Stoned and Jammin' Out Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Northern California; Eugene, OR; mobile Posts: 1,602	^ This helps explain why I've never been on a date at the age of 23. Makes me a bit mad or jealous or whatever, but what's wrong with you? Sorry. __________________ Mrd00d's Last.fm

08-23-2011, 08:24 PM	#66 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	sometimes I dress up all fancy which is something I do when I go out in hopes of getting someone's attention. unfortunately, my idea of dressing up fancy never works because no matter what, I always look like a boy. Sometimes I purposely look like a boy because some people might be into it but that never works . I wish I was the irresistible type I try but I never succeed.