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Old 08-25-2011, 01:02 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2011, 02:17 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I pretended I was Dutch one. Didn't work.
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Old 08-25-2011, 02:19 PM   #83 (permalink)
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I pretended I was Dutch one. Didn't work.

Come stateside then try again it'll work like magic but also try other european accents as well
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Old 08-25-2011, 05:56 PM   #84 (permalink)
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we should start a thread on "things you've done to repulse the opposite sex when you're not interested in them"

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I was sick on a guys feet once.


I've also stood at a bar and talked about 100% jobbies for an hour or two.
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Old 08-25-2011, 09:52 PM   #85 (permalink)
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I was sick on a guys feet once.


I've also stood at a bar and talked about 100% jobbies for an hour or two.
Bar... stool...
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:00 PM   #86 (permalink)
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I was sick on a guys feet once.
I threw up on a stripper once, but it wasn't to show her my undying affections...
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:00 PM   #87 (permalink)
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I've also stood at a bar and talked about 100% jobbies for an hour or two.
What are "100% jobbies"?
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:27 PM   #88 (permalink)
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It's pretty much a synonym in scotland for fecal matter.
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Old 08-26-2011, 05:51 AM   #89 (permalink)
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I threw up on a stripper once, but it wasn't to show her my undying affections...
I never wanted to get off with him or anything. I was just sick on his feet and he had a fear of sick. Top!

Lucky really that he wasn't a looker.
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Old 02-02-2012, 10:58 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Uhm my current boyfriend before we started dating , he was working at the grocery store down the street from my house. I use to go buy very pointless things just so I can talk to him
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