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Old 12-06-2012, 12:41 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Men are so weird.
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:42 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Men are so weird.
Tampons are weird.
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:27 PM   #43 (permalink)
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2 weeks was like my, Jesus in the Desert period. I lived off ice cream and stew, and I didn't wank once. I was in France, and the only reason I lasted so long was because I was surrounded by my friends all the time...


That was a long time ago, and I have since lost such self control.

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Tampons are weird.
Ki, as you are reading this comment, undo your pants and take a good long and hard look at your balls. Then compare this hairy blow-up fish with a maggot hanging out of it to a tampon. I think you will find the crossbreed between the hairy blow-up fish and the giant maggot is definitely weirder.
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:36 PM   #44 (permalink)
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This should probably just get merged with the Sexual Experience Thread.
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:37 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Ki, as you are reading this comment, undo your pants and take a good long and hard look at your balls. Then compare this hairy blow-up fish with a maggot hanging out of it to a tampon. I think you will find the crossbreed between the hairy blow-up fish and the giant maggot is definitely weirder.
Welp, can't say I have succeeded in no fap December after this comment.
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Old 12-06-2012, 08:37 PM   #46 (permalink)
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This should probably just get merged with the Sexual Experience Thread.
Sadly for many of us, yes it should.

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Welp, can't say I have succeeded in no fap December after this comment.


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Old 12-06-2012, 09:56 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Ki, as you are reading this comment, undo your pants and take a good long and hard look at your balls. Then compare this hairy blow-up fish with a maggot hanging out of it to a tampon. I think you will find the crossbreed between the hairy blow-up fish and the giant maggot is definitely weirder.
Male genitals just look strange. Especially from certain angles.
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:57 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Why? Just to make New Year's really awesome?


Masturbating to it was about the only way it was good.

But whats that got to do with this?
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:34 AM   #49 (permalink)
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I don't know if it's different for girls, but most dudes can't switch hands. My left hand doesn't have the coordination to wank anymore than it can write.
I had no choice when I was 15 and broke my left hand punching a cable box. 6 weeks of training my right hand. Also learned to do other stuff like rolling joints one handed.
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:38 AM   #50 (permalink)
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I had no choice when I was 15 and broke my left hand punching a cable box. 6 weeks of training my right hand. Also learned to do other stuff like rolling joints one handed.
Did you also learn not to punch cable boxes?
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