That feeling when...

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-22-2017, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

TFW you wake up at 4:30 am, take a shower, brush your teeth, take a ****, smoke a cigarette, sit down at your computer to wait till it's time to go to work at 6, check the clock and it's 1:17 am. Go **** yourself.

Why didn't you do this before getting in the shower?

Oriphiel · 11-22-2017, 06:03 AM

He likes to multi-task

The Batlord · 11-22-2017, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Why didn't you do this before getting in the shower?

Cause I don't care. Also I like to give a few extra minutes to let as much **** reach the off ramp so I can drop as much of a load as possible.

**Frownland** · 11-22-2017, 10:02 AM

I thought you just waffle stomped.

Trollheart · 11-22-2017, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

TFW you wake up at 4:30 am, take a shower, brush your teeth, take a ****, smoke a cigarette, sit down at your computer to wait till it's time to go to work at 6, check the clock and it's 1:17 am. Go **** yourself.

Htf did you manage that? You mean you thought it was 4:30 and it wasn't? Or were you using Devin Townsend's time machine again?

The Batlord · 11-22-2017, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Htf did you manage that? You mean you thought it was 4:30 and it wasn't? Or were you using Devin Townsend's time machine again?

I just woke up, saw that the minutes on the clock were more or less around when I'd be waking up, and rose like a zombie to get the day started. I started wondering why I couldn't remember hearing my alarm but just figured I forgot turning it off, then I wondered why my second alarm wasn't going off thirty minutes later when it clearly should have been, and then the rest is history. When you get up at 4:30 in the morning every day you get used to being in a haze when you wake up.

**Frownland** · 11-22-2017, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just woke up, saw that the minutes on the clock were more or less around when I'd be waking up, and rose like a zombie to get the day started. I started wondering why I couldn't remember hearing my alarm but just figured I forgot turning it off, then I wondered why my second alarm wasn't going off thirty minutes later when it clearly should have been, and then the rest is history. When you get up at 4:30 in the morning every day you get used to being in a haze when you wake up.

I already do and try to be very certain that I'm not missing out on sleep.

Plankton · 11-22-2017, 12:51 PM

Tfw you thought you were coming in to work on Friday, but no one else will be here, so you say **** it. 4 day weekend. I don't get those too often.

Trollheart · 11-22-2017, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just woke up, saw that the minutes on the clock were more or less around when I'd be waking up, and rose like a zombie to get the day started. I started wondering why I couldn't remember hearing my alarm but just figured I forgot turning it off, then I wondered why my second alarm wasn't going off thirty minutes later when it clearly should have been, and then the rest is history. When you get up at 4:30 in the morning every day you get used to being in a haze when you wake up.

You do know clocks have hour hands, don't you?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 11-22-2017, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

You do know clocks have hour hands, don't you?

it's 2017 dad, might be time to upgrade.

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