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Old 06-03-2020, 06:42 PM   #7061 (permalink)
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Dude, its 10 seconds with a grooming buzzer, and since ur not using a razor it dont itch or get in grown.
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Old 06-03-2020, 06:58 PM   #7062 (permalink)
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Even when I had an electric razor I was too lazy to use it more than once every couple weeks.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-04-2020, 06:39 AM   #7063 (permalink)
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I have to shave my ears every once in a while.
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Old 06-04-2020, 06:45 AM   #7064 (permalink)
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I have to shave my ears every once in a while.
You get old and your eyebrows get like 7 inches long and hair starts sprouting out of you ears and your dick turns into a vagina.
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Old 06-04-2020, 07:47 AM   #7065 (permalink)
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I have this one rogue hair on the outside of my ear that'll get about 1-2 inches long if I forget about it for some time. It's messed up man, and it freaks me out.
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I have this one rogue hair on the outside of my ear that'll get about 1-2 inches long if I forget about it for some time. It's messed up man, and it freaks me out.
When you get old your body gets unruly weeds.
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Old 06-04-2020, 12:52 PM   #7067 (permalink)
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I have this one rogue hair on the outside of my ear that'll get about 1-2 inches long if I forget about it for some time. It's messed up man, and it freaks me out.
For years I've had several of those on both of those little nubs that stick out over your earholes. They're basically invisible (or so I choose to believe) and get long and curly as **** in just a week or two.
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Old 06-04-2020, 01:05 PM   #7068 (permalink)
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Mines not invisible and I'm pretty sure no one lets me know about it and just laughs at me. I'm a freak. Look away.
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Old 06-04-2020, 01:12 PM   #7069 (permalink)
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Luckily mine are the purest blonde short of being actually clear and I don't even think I've ever noticed them in the mirror. I only realize they've gotten long by feeling for them. Hold on...

Nope, I'm good.
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Old 06-04-2020, 01:21 PM   #7070 (permalink)
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