That feeling when...

Plankton · 09-11-2019, 10:24 AM

Tfw you have to take a crap, and there's only one working toilet in the building and the water tank blew up and ****ed up everything plumbing-wise, so you go to use the porta-john out back and that's closed up too for some reason, so now your only option is to squinch your butt cheeks together and try to hold it as you travel 4 miles down the road to the other office where there's 2 full bathrooms of complete privacy and solitude and you think this is great and maybe wanna just do this all the time but traveling 4 miles to take a **** kinda sucks.

09-11-2019, 10:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Tfw you have to take a crap, and there's only one working toilet in the building and the water tank blew up and **ed up everything plumbing-wise, so you go to use the porta-john out back and that's closed up too for some reason, so now your only option is to squinch your butt cheeks together and try to hold it as you travel 4 miles down the road to the other office where there's 2 full bathrooms of complete privacy and solitude and you think this is great and maybe wanna just do this all the time but traveling 4 miles to take a ** kinda sucks. __________________ See location...